Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn & Suites Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn & Suites…Uh, You Won't Believe This! (A REALLY HONEST Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Quality Inn & Suites in Lincoln, Nebraska. And let me tell you, "best kept secret" might be a bit generous. More like…a diamond in the rough that sometimes sparkles? Let's dive in.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Or, the Great Elevator Gamble)
Right off the bat, let's talk accessibility. Crucial, right? Well, they say they have facilities for disabled guests. The big win? Elevator! (Phew!) Getting to my room on the second floor wasn't a marathon of stairs, which, let's be honest, is a win in my book.
Room for Improvement (and a Few Surprises!)
My room? Let's just say it was…functional. Air conditioning kicked in instantly (bliss in the Nebraska heat!), and the blackout curtains were a godsend for a proper sleep-in. The desk was adequate for my laptop, although I'm pretty sure the chair was older than I am. There was a refrigerator (score!) and a coffee/tea maker (double score!). Free Wi-Fi (all rooms! Yay!) which was…mostly reliable. I’m writing this review, so yeah. You’re welcome!
The "Extras" - Body Scrubs? Not Today, But the Pool?
Alright, let’s be real about the “things to do” section. Honestly, if you’re coming here expecting a spa day with body scrubs and steam rooms, you might be a tad disappointed. BUT! There’s a swimming pool [outdoor]! In Nebraska! In the summer! That’s a legit perk, and it’s a decent size. I spent like, an hour there reading and just not being bothered. The Pool with a View? No. But the pool itself? 10/10 (especially considering the price).
The Breakfast Buffet: A Brave New World (and Some Rubbery Eggs)
Okay, the breakfast…ah, the breakfast. Breakfast [buffet] is included. The thing it included was food, yes. The breakfast [buffet]… it’s classic Quality Inn, if you know what I mean. The Asian breakfast was not an option, and the Western breakfast was… well, let's just say the scrambled eggs were… resilient. The coffee/tea in restaurant was passable. I think I ate a few eggs and just got it over with. This is honest right? I mean, they aren’t amazing… but they are free!
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized or Not? The Constant Question
This is where things get interesting. They tout a whole suite of COVID-19 protocols. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere (good), staff wore masks (great!), and they boasted about daily disinfection in common areas. The room sanitization opt-out available thing is nice. Honestly, I felt relatively safe. Rooms sanitized between stays can be a good thing. I didn't get sick, so, success? The Sanitized kitchen and tableware items was good.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Survival Mode
While they do list a lot of options… let’s just say your dining options aren’t exactly Michelin-star worthy. There are some restaurants in the general vicinity. On-site, you could order from a limited menu, I think. The snack bar was closed… forever? But the basics are there. Don't expect culinary fireworks. Maybe pack some granola bars.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgettable
They have a convenience store--nice! They offer laundry service and dry cleaning which is great for longer stays. Cash withdrawal is possible. However, the Concierge? Nonexistent. The doorman? Also, MIA. The elevator was helpful, yes, but I kind of wish I could pay someone to get my bags up.
For the Kids: Babysitting? Maybe Not.
I don’t have kids. So, I don't know. But, it lists babysitting service, and kids facilities on paper.
Getting Around: Driving and Parking (Easy Peasy)
Car park [free of charge]! Yes! Massive win. Airport transfer? Nope. But honestly, it's Lincoln, and it's not that far.
So, Is It Really a "Best Kept Secret?" (The Verdict)
Look, the Quality Inn & Suites isn't the Ritz. It's not going to blow your mind. It's a solid, functional, and honestly, pretty affordable place to stay in Lincoln. It has its quirks, its flaws, and its moments of sheer blandness. It's a place that gets the job done.
Here's the Deal (The Real Offer, Not the Marketing Jargon):
Tired of overpriced, pretentious hotels that promise the world and deliver… well, less? Do you crave a clean, comfortable room, a decent pool (weather permitting!), and a free breakfast (with…ahem… character)? Do you need a place to crash after a long day of… whatever it is you do in Lincoln, Nebraska?
Then, consider the Quality Inn & Suites. It may not be a "best kept secret," but it's a reliable, budget-friendly option that won't break the bank.
Book now, and get a complimentary… uh… well, you'll get a room. And a free breakfast! And the chance to experience Lincoln at its finest (or, at least, its most accessible). But don’t expect a spa day. Or a Michelin star. Just a decent place to lay your head. You won't believe it! (Okay, you probably will…)
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The Quality Inn & Suites Lincoln (NE) – A Journey (Or, More Accurately, A Stay) with Me, Myself, and I.
Day 1: Arrival & The Unexpected Beige-ness
Time: 2:00 PM - (ish, who’s counting?)
Activity: Arrive at Q.I. & S. (That's Quality Inn & Suites, duh) in Lincoln after a drive that felt like a never-ending beige canvas. Seriously, endless fields, endless sky… is this what they call "Middle America"? My soul yearns for a vibrant street food cart already.
Imperfection: The GPS lady (who I swear sounds like my ex-girlfriend, passive-aggressive and always questioning my choices) led me straight to the back. Cue immediate mini-meltdown in the parking lot. Took me like 15 minutes to reorient myself in the vast, beige expanse of parking spaces. Found a spot, though. Victory! (Or maybe just a tie, considering I'm still in Lincoln…)
Quirky Observation: The lobby… well, it screams "budget-friendly comfort." Think beige, more beige, and a touch of “we'll throw in a slightly stained floral print couch for a pop of… something.” The complimentary coffee situation? I'm bracing for instant granules, but hoping for the best. My caffeine addiction demands it.
Emotional Reaction: Mildly disappointed by the beige-ness. Maybe a good book is in order, instead of trying to paint my own canvas of excitement here.
Time: 3:00 PM - (or thereabouts)
Activity: Check-in. Pray to the check-in gods for kindness. Hopefully the room is free of… critters.
Imperfection: The check-in staff was… cheerful. Maybe too cheerful. Like, suspiciously cheerful. Something’s up. I'm pretty sure she asked how my drive was, and I mumbled some generic about "fine". I didn't want to go into the beige vastness of the drive.
Quirky Observation: The elevator ride. Always a dice roll. Does it smell of sadness, or only faintly of cleaning chemicals? This time… mostly cleaning chemicals! Slight win.
Emotional Reaction: A flicker of hope. Maybe this won’t be a complete disaster. Maybe.
Time: 3:30 PM.
Activity: Room inspection!
Imperfection: Found some hair in the sink. Not a lot, but enough to make me question everything. Cleaned that up. Immediately. The urge to scrub everything with bleach is strong.
Quirky Observation: The TV. A truly vintage model. Might actually be older than me, which explains some of the design choices.
Emotional Reaction: Okay, okay. It's not a palace, but it's a room. A beige room.
Time: 4:00 PM - (ish)
- Activity: Stroll around (if you can even call it that)
- Imperfection: The air outside. Humid. Definitely feels like it’s going to rain. My hair does not like humidity.
- Quirky Observation: Lincoln is flat. Like, pancake flat. Reminds me of the Great Plains. There are probably a few more trees around, right?
- Emotional Reaction: Mild disinterest, but there is a sense of relaxation.
Time: 6:00 PM - (ish)
- Activity: Dinner at a local restaurant.
- Imperfection: Trying to go to a restaurant and the GPS lady took me the long way. Apparently, someone stole the direction signs off the road.
- Quirky Observation: The restaurant was quaint with brick walls and a delicious smell of food.
- Emotional Reaction: I didn't know a restaurant could excite me.
Day 2: The Lincoln Adventure Continues… Maybe.
Time: 7:00 AM - (ish)
- Activity: Complimentary breakfast. Praying for not-too-stale bagels.
- Imperfection: The "fresh" fruit looked suspiciously… pre-cut. And bruised.
- Quirky Observation: The waffle maker. Always a battleground in the morning. The lines are long, everyone is vying for the perfect golden-brown waffle. It's survival of the fittest.
- Emotional Reaction: Disappointment, but coffee is the saving grace here.
Time: 8:00 AM
- Activity: Check out.
- Imperfection: Forgot my phone charger. Went back and found it.
- Quirky Observation: Wished the staff a good day.
- Emotional Reaction: Neutral response, but happy that I found my phone charger.
Final Thoughts (And Possibly Leaving Lincoln)
This stay… well, it was a stay. It wasn't extraordinary. It wasn't awful. It's a memory. And maybe, just maybe, I learned that even a beige landscape can have a certain… charm. Or at least, that I need to pack my own damn coffee next time. I'm out.
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