Escape to Paradise: Pear Tree Inn St. Louis (Arnold, MO) Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Pear Tree Inn in Arnold, Missouri – or as they cheekily put it, "Escape to Paradise!" Let's see if this place truly lives up to the hype, shall we? And trust me, I've got some opinions.
First Impressions & That All-Important Accessibility Spiel:
Okay, first off, finding this place wasn't a total nightmare. The car park [on-site] was a godsend. (Because after a long drive, the last thing I need is a "parking adventure.") And the car park [free of charge]? Even BETTER. Score one for practicality.
Now, about accessibility. This is crucial, and I’m happy (and relieved) to report they’ve put in some effort. They boast Facilities for disabled guests, an Elevator, and what I think is a passable effort at being Wheelchair accessible. Listen, I’m not a wheelchair user, so I can't fully endorse this, but from what I saw and what's listed it looks like a decent starting point. CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] are always a plus, especially if you're traveling solo or just like feeling safe. Exterior corridor - not ideal, for me personally, but this is just personal preference and can be a dealbreaker for some who like privacy.
Rooms: The Good, the Meh, and the "Did I Leave the Oven On?"
Alright, let's talk rooms. My room had Air conditioning, thank goodness. The Bathroom phone? Honestly, a bit unnecessary but hey, they're trying. The Free Wi-Fi? HOORAY! The Internet access – wireless was stable enough for streaming… maybe. (More on the internet later, because, well, internet. It's life, right?)
The room itself…it was clean. Really, the Cleanliness and safety were top-notch, they obviously follow a strict regime of Anti-viral cleaning products, and Rooms sanitized between stays feels good. No dust bunnies plotting world domination. Daily housekeeping? YES, PLEASE! They even provided Free bottled water. Little things matter. But here’s where it gets…slightly less polished. My room had carpet, which always gives me slight allergy vibes. The Non-smoking rooms are a relief for the sensitive nose, but also, the Smoking area tells you where the smokers are, and I hope they are far away from me. I appreciated the Desk, but my back wasn’t thanking them; I definitely logged some hours in Laptop workspace. The Interconnecting room(s) available were a nice touch, and I hope the people using the Couple's room had a blast. The Bathtub was a plus, and the separate shower/bathtub was a great addition to the room
Internet Chaos and the Promise of "Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!"
Okay, confession time. I live on the internet. I need it like a plant needs sunlight. The Internet access – wireless was advertised as one of their bigger features, promising smooth sailing through my streaming needs and some basic job tasks. Unfortunately, not always. There were moments when the Wi-Fi played hide-and-seek, vanishing into the digital ether just when I needed it most. I mean, come on! They had Internet [LAN] as an option - which is nice, I guess - but who wants to mess with cables these days? The Internet services were…there. A solid "meh" from me. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms should mean just that. This one needs some work, folks.
Dining, Drinking, and That Dreaded Buffet:
Alright, let's talk food. The Breakfast [buffet] was included, and…look, buffets are a gamble. You’re either in heaven or staring at lukewarm scrambled eggs wondering if that sausage met its expiry date. This one veered closer to the latter, unfortunately. The thought of a Western breakfast was there, the promise of Asian breakfast lingered on the menu but wasn't really delivered. There was Coffee/tea in restaurant to save the day, but I could see better selection and freshness. You can pay extra for A la carte in restaurant so for all the buffet naysayers, they've got you covered. There were Soup in restaurant and Salad in restaurant. And the Bottle of water was actually good, even if I had to buy it from the convenience store. They had a Snack bar, which was fine, but nothing to write home about. They also have Poolside bar, with Happy hour which sounds fun, but I'm not sure about missing it after a hard day.
Ways to Relax (And Maybe Regret a Bit?)
Now, the relaxing stuff! The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked lovely (though I didn't get a chance to swim – shame on me). The Spa/sauna sounds amazing, the Massage even more so. The thought of a nice Body scrub, Body wrap, and Foot bath sound absolutely delightful. I had been looking forward to using the Gym/fitness, but I couldn't find it. Steamroom had to be skipped. Sauna also skipped. I wanted to swim in the Pool with view, but alas, not today.
Things to Do & Conveniences (That Might Make Your Life Easier):
The Gift/souvenir shop seemed like a decent place to pick up something for Aunt Mildred. The Convenience store came in handy when I ran out of snacks (and sanity). The Concierge was…well, I didn't really need them, but it was nice to know they were there. Laundry service is always a life-saver, and the Dry cleaning is a bonus. Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Luggage storage, and ahem the Elevator.
For the Kids (But Are They Really Kid-Friendly?):
They advertise Family/child friendly, with Kids facilities and a Babysitting service. Good, I guess? I didn't have any kids with me, so I can't personally vouch for the experience, but it's there if you need it.
Cleanliness & Safety - A Sigh of Relief:
The Cleanliness and safety were a definite bright spot. The staff clearly take hygiene seriously. The implementation of Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays really boosted my confidence in the safety measures. There was Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff were obviously trained in safety protocol. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was observed, so kudos to them.
Services & Conveniences – The Niceties:
The Air conditioning in public area, the Elevator, and the lovely folks at the Front desk [24-hour] were all big wins. They can provide Invoice provided, and Food delivery. Room service [24-hour].
Overall Opinion & That Compelling Offer (Finally!)
So, the Pear Tree Inn Arnold, Missouri is…well, it’s a solid option. It’s not paradise, and the occasional internet glitch did get on my nerves. But it's decent. It has some good points, and I felt that the people working there tried hard, which is always appreciated.
Here's My Unsolicited Advice: You can do better. But for a quick getaway, it offers enough to get you away from your problems. The Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays are extremely important to me and I felt comfortable.
So, here's the DEAL!
Escape to Paradise: Pear Tree Inn St Louis (Arnold, MO) Awaits!
Our Offer: Book your getaway by [Date] and get [Discount/Offer]! And, you'll also receive:
- Guaranteed Wi-Fi Access: We’re working on it, but for now, we'll make sure you have reliable internet during your stay!
- Complimentary Breakfast: (Buffet, proceed with caution!)
- 24/7 Peace of Mind: Safety is our number one priority.
- Convenience at Your Doorstep: Everything you need, from snacks to laundry to a friendly smile at the front desk.
Bonus: Mention this review, and you'll get a free water bottle!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're hitting the Pear Tree Inn St. Louis Arnold (MO) with the grace of a toddler with a sugar rush and a whole lotta heart. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and the distinct aroma of stale continental breakfast. God, I love travel.
Day 1: Arrival, Arnold-Style (or: The Great Taco Debacle)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Lambert International (STL) with the usual optimistic delusions of "finally, some peace and quiet." HA! Famous last words. The flight was delayed, naturally, because, well, life. Already regretting the oversized carry-on I swear I needed. Why DO I keep doing this to myself?
- 1:45 PM: Pick up our rental car. Praying it's not a minivan this time. It could be worse, though. I once got conned into a bright pink convertible in Miami. Never again.
- 2:30 PM: Gentle drive to the Pear Tree Inn in Arnold. The GPS lady is already starting to annoy me, but honestly, I'm sure I'll be the one to get the directions wrong.
- 3:15 PM: Check-in. The front desk person looks vaguely haunted, which is relatable. Room's…well, it's a room. Clean enough, I guess? The air conditioning is humming a depressing little tune. I think it's judging me already.
- 4:00 PM: The all-important unpacking and strategic snack placement begins. Gotta have the emergency chocolate and salty pretzel mix at the ready. You never know when you'll need them. Especially later.
- 5:00 PM: The Great Taco Debacle of Arnold. Yelp promised "authentic Mexican," and the reviews were…mixed. We went, we ordered, the tacos arrived, and I swear, I could taste the microwave. "Authentic" indeed. I tried to be polite, but the overwhelming blandness defeated me. I think I actually felt sad eating these tacos. "This is supposed to be delicious memories right?" I quietly whined. I'm not sure where the memories will take place, but I just hope they're not based around those tacos.
- 6:30 PM: Retreat back to the Inn, defeated and craving better food. I'm seriously considering ordering pizza. Or maybe just…crying.
- 7:30 PM: Pizza it is. Because, you know, solutions.
- 8:30 PM: Attempt to watch a rom-com on TV. Fall asleep halfway through. My sleep schedule is permanently damaged.
- 9:30 PM: Wake up, vaguely disoriented, and wonder if I dreamed the taco incident. Nope. Still haunted. Still hungry.
- 10:00 PM: Pass out.
Day 2: Exploring (Or Attempting To) - The Museum Madness
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, groggy, but the pizza haze has finally cleared! Sigh of relief!
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast. The continental buffet is a thing. Doubtful the eggs were even real eggs. I'm not sure the bread was real bread. Anyway, I ate two pastries and some sad-looking oranges. Feeling good.
- 8:30 AM: Drive to the St. Louis Zoo. Okay, this is supposed to be an awesome zoo. Everyone said so. I'm cautiously optimistic.
- 9:15 AM: Zoo time! Walking around, seeing the animals, feeling generally happy. (The seals were super cute. I watched them for a solid twenty minutes. Seal life goals.)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the zoo. More food. More happiness. My stomach is now an ally.
- 1:00 PM: The City Museum. Oh. My. God. (Okay, that's an understatement.) It's like a slightly terrifying, totally magical, and utterly insane playground for adults…and kids…and anyone with a pulse, apparently. I get lost. I climb things. I slide down slides. I think I laughed so hard, I might have peed a little (don't judge). It's chaotic, it's overwhelming, and it's, frankly, the best thing I've ever done. I spent hours here, completely lost in the joyful mayhem.
- 6:00 PM: Drag myself away, exhausted but exhilarated. This place is a MUST. I could live in that place.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a random restaurant, and I am still thinking about the City Museum!
- 8:00 PM: Back to the Inn. I am ready for all the sleep.
- 9:00 PM: Asleep.
Day 3: Departure (With a Side of Existential Dread)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Feel surprisingly okay!
- 7:30 AM: The breakfast buffet, again. At least this time, I know what to expect.
- 8:30 AM: Final check-out, goodbye. The Inn has served its purpose, I guess. Maybe I will miss the quiet hum of the AC.
- 9:00 AM: Head to the airport. Briefly consider pulling a Thelma & Louise off a cliff instead of going back to reality.
- 10:15 AM: Drop off the rental car. Surprisingly painless. Maybe I'm getting the hang of this travel thing?
- 10:45 AM: Airport security. Stand in line. Slowly die inside.
- 11:30 AM: Pre-flight snack consumption. Gotta fuel the existential dread, you know?
- 12:45 PM: Board the plane, and I sit down. Finally, a moment. A quiet moment.
- 1:00 PM: Take off.
Reflections:
So, was the Pear Tree Inn in Arnold perfect? Hell no. Did everything go according to plan? Absolutely not. But did I have an adventure? Did I laugh until my face hurt? Did I discover a magical world in the heart of Missouri? Absolutely. The tacos were a low point, but the City Museum? The City Museum was pure, unadulterated joy. This trip wasn't about perfection; it was about the messy, imperfect, and often hilarious reality of living life, even if that life's taking place in a slightly beige hotel room. And sometimes, that's the best kind of trip of all.
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Escape to Paradise: Pear Tree Inn St. Louis (Arnold, MO) - Your Questions, My Ramblings (and Sometimes Regrets)
Okay, so... what *is* the Pear Tree Inn like, exactly? Is it... a paradise?
Paradise? Woah there. Deep breaths. Look, it's the Pear Tree Inn. In Arnold, Missouri. Let's temper those expectations a tad, alright? It's... a motel. A slightly nicer motel. Think, slightly above a highway-side dive, but definitely not the Ritz. Clean-ish. Has a pool (more on that later). Breakfast is included, which is a huge bonus in my book because I'm a sucker for free carbs.
My first impression? "Huh. Okay." Which, I gotta say, is a pretty accurate summation of most of my life choices. I went there expecting… well, I don’t know what I expected. Maybe I’d finally find the lost city of El Dorado hidden behind the vending machines. (Spoiler: No luck. Just a sad bag of stale Doritos.)
The pool! I saw pictures. Is it as dreamy as it looks?
The pool. Oh, the pool. The website’s pictures are… artful. Let's just say the photographer had some *serious* skills with angles and lighting.
In reality? It's… functional. Slightly smaller than the picture suggests. And, okay, I *might* have witnessed a small child, bless their heart, using it as a giant spittoon at one point. (Don't judge, kids do weird things.) The chlorine smell is… prevalent. But! It’s a pool! And in the Missouri summer heat, a pool is a godsend. I spent a good hour just floating, trying to forget I was probably swimming in a diluted cocktail of… stuff. Hey, at least I didn't catch anything *too* exotic.
Breakfast? What’s the breakfast situation? Is it… edible?
The breakfast. Ah, the breakfast. This is where things get interesting. Free carbs, remember? My kind of breakfast. They usually have the usual suspects: waffles (YES!), cereal, yogurt (sometimes), fruit (mostly apples, which is fine, apples are good). And the coffee? Well, let's just say it'll wake you up. Whether you want to be woken up is another story.
One time, and I SWEAR this is the truth, there was a rogue sausage patty on the waffle maker. Just… there. Sitting there, looking forlorn and slightly greasy. I stared at it for a good five minutes debating whether to take a chance. I didn't. Regrets. I have many regrets.
Okay, here’s the real deal: breakfasts are standard motel fare. Don't go expecting gourmet, but it's fuel. Eat up, people!
What about the rooms? Clean? Smelly? Bug-infested nightmare?
Rooms. Okay, let's be real. It *is* a motel, so you gotta manage your expectations. Cleanliness is… variable. I've had rooms that were perfectly fine, smelled faintly of cleaning products (a good sign!), and others that made me clutch my purse a little tighter. I once found a rogue Cheeto under the bed. A *single* Cheeto. Is that good or bad? You decide.
Bugs? Haven’t had a problem myself, but… well, it *is* Missouri. Just bring some bug spray, you know? It's a proactive approach to life, really. And check the mattress. Always check the mattress.
Is there anything to *do* in Arnold? Besides, you know, *being* in paradise?
Arnold. Ah, Arnold. Listen, the Pear Tree Inn isn’t exactly a starting point for a whirlwind vacation. It's more of a… base camp. There are some restaurants, a couple of chain stores. You know, the usual. You *could* drive into St. Louis, which is what, a half hour away? (Depending on traffic. And let's be honest, traffic in St. Louis is a beast.)
Honestly? I mostly just hung out at the motel. Read a book, swam in the questionable pool, and ate copious amounts of free waffles. Sometimes the best escape is just… escaping. And Arnold, Missouri, can definitely provide that. Maybe that's the paradise, really.
Is it family-friendly? Does it offer connecting rooms for a bigger group?
Family Friendly? Generally, yeah! If you are traveling with kids, it's a decent option. The pool is the big draw, and they do offer connecting rooms from time to time if you talk to the staff. Space is not plentiful, but it's manageable.
But, okay, a quick observation: It's a motel, so the halls can be a little loud sometimes. Kids will do what kids do. So, if you're hoping for total silence, maybe pack some earplugs. Or maybe bring a bottle of wine and embrace the chaos.
Any hidden fees or parking nightmares?
Hidden fees? Not that I’ve encountered. I’ve always found the price to be pretty straightforward, which is a refreshing change from some places. Free parking! Plenty of free parking right outside your door. So no parking nightmares at all which is a huge plus.
One less stressor, and trust me, you'll need all the stress relief you can get after driving to Arnold... just kidding (kind of).
Overall, would you recommend the Pear Tree Inn, or should I look for something else?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Would I recommend it? Honestly? For the price, yeah, I would. Is it going to be the best hotel experience of your life? Probably not. But is it… fine? Yes. It's fine. If you need a place to crash, enjoy some free waffles, and maybe, just maybe, take a dip in a slightly questionable pool, then the Pear Tree Inn will do.
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