Escape to Comfort: Red Roof Inn Kenly - Your I-95 Oasis!
Escape to Comfort: Red Roof Inn Kenly - Your I-95 Oasis! - A Real Review (And Let's Be Honest, It's a Mess)
Alright, folks, let's talk Kenly, North Carolina. Specifically, let's talk Red Roof Inn Kenly. You're probably thinking, "Red Roof Inn? Seriously?" And I get it. My expectations going in weren’t exactly sky-high. But you know what? This I-95 oasis slightly surprised me. And hey, sometimes "slightly surprised" is all you need when you're road-tripping and just want a damn bed.
Accessibility - The Good, The Okay, and the "Could Be Better"
First off, the accessibility situation. Gotta give it to them, the elevator is a lifesaver. If you're using a wheelchair or have mobility issues, it’s a huge plus. They do have facilities for disabled guests, so that's good. However… and this is a me-being-a-bit-picky thing…I didn't see any explicit signage about accessible routes or room details. Just something to keep in mind.
Cleanliness and Safety - Because Let’s Face It, Post-Pandemic Travel is Weird
Okay, this is huge right now. And I'm not gonna lie, I was a little intrigued by the whole "Red Roof Inn in the age of COVID" thing. They've clearly put some effort into this. "Anti-viral cleaning products," check. "Rooms sanitized between stays," check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep. I even saw a little sign saying "Room sanitization opt-out available," which is a nice touch if you are a germaphobe. And they had hand sanitizer everywhere. Like, everywhere. It wasn’t overkill, but it was reassuring. They also have staff trained in safety protocol, which is always great, as well as, the basic CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property.
But look, let's be real. No place is perfectly clean. I did find a stray hair in the bathroom. Tiny blip. Nobody's perfect, not even the best hotels. Also, there was no way to tell if the hot water linen and laundry washing was up to snuff.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Fueling Your Journey
Alright, let's be honest, this isn't the Ritz. But it's a Red Roof Inn. They offer breakfast service but breakfast [buffet] will be gone. Also breakfast takeaway service options are available. Do they have a coffee shop? No. Snack bar? Might as well say no. Room service [24-hour]? Absolutely not! That being said, there are restaurants nearby, and the basics like coffee and tea are available. So, you won't be starving!
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Make Life Easier
This is where Red Roof kind of shines. They have a 24-hour front desk, which is essential for late-night arrivals. They offer Daily housekeeping. There are also facilities for disabled guests, and elevator. They have Cash withdrawal. Contactless check-in/out is a definite plus, especially these days. You can request invoice provided.
Room Rundown - Your Sanctuary (Or At Least, a Bed)
My room? Standard stuff. Let’s start with the basics: Air conditioning, thank GOD. Because Carolina heat is no joke. Free Wi-Fi, thank you sweet baby Jesus! And it actually worked, which is a miracle sometimes. There was a desk, so I could (pretend to) work. They had the Internet access – wireless, and Internet access – LAN! Which is rare in these hotels. Also, the mini bar with water was a real treat. Blackout curtains – crucial for sleep in such a hotel. The refrigerator was a bonus for keeping drinks cold. Other items like hair dryer, mirror, and satellite/cable channels were included.
The towels were…well, they were towels. Soft enough, though. The Bed? Meh. But adequate. The extra long bed was a big plus. The additional toilet was missing, but hey, good enough. You get what you pay for, right?
Things To Do, Ways to Relax - Beyond the Room
Swimming pool [outdoor] is included. I didn't take a dip, but it looked clean and inviting. (Especially after a long drive). There were some signs about a fitness center. I didn't use it, so it's a mystery. If you are looking for a spa. You'd be better off at the Ritz.
For the Kids - Family-Friendly?
The hotel is Family/child friendly. There is no Babysitting service, Kids meal, Kids facilities which is a negative for families.
Getting Around - Location, Location, Location
The Red Roof Inn Kenly is right off I-95. The car park [free of charge] is available. Taxi service is available if you are willing to wait.
What’s Missing? (And What Could Be Better)
There's no real "vibe" to the place. The decor is…well, it's Red Roof Inn decor. Pretty minimalist. Also, despite the "oasis" in the name, there aren't any fancy amenities – no spa, no gym, nothing super exciting.
Final Verdict - Is It Worth It?
Look, if you're looking for luxury, this ain't it. But if you're road-tripping, need a clean bed, reliable Wi-Fi, and a convenient location near I-95, Red Roof Inn Kenly delivers. It won’t blow your mind, but it will do the job. It’s safe, clean, and reasonably priced. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
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Newport's BEST-KEPT Secret? This Comfort Inn Will SHOCK You!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel blog. We're diving headfirst into the glorious, slightly chaotic reality of a stay at the Red Roof Inn Kenly – I-95 in Kenly, North Carolina. Expect spilled coffee, existential doubts about the quality of the continental breakfast, and maybe, just maybe, a profound moment of connection with a stranger sparked by a shared love of… well, whatever Kenly has to offer. Let’s get this show on the road (quite literally).
Day 1: Arrival and the Mystery of the Missing Remote
3:00 PM: Arrival and Check-In – "The Welcome Wagon… or the Lack Thereof?"
Okay, so pulling up to the Red Roof Inn. The sign is, well, it's a sign. Functional. The parking lot? Let’s just say it's got character. I'd seen more vibrant weeds in a neglected botanical garden. Check-in, though. The front desk dude, bless his heart, looked like he'd seen things. Probably a thousand check-ins just like mine. He hands over the key card, a smile that might have been a phantom of its former self, and points me towards the labyrinthine hallways. Room 217. Ominous.
3:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance – "Is That Dust Bunny Wearing a Hat?"
Okay, the room. It's… cleanish. You know, the kind of clean where you're pretty sure the cleaning crew put in some effort, but they were also clearly racing against the clock. The bed? Ah, the bed. Soft enough to be comfortable, but firm enough to make you question all your life choices. And the carpet? Well, let's just say it has a history. Maybe a history of dropped pizza slices. Maybe a history of… things I don't even want to imagine.
4:00 PM: The Great Remote Control Hunt – "Where Did It Go?"
The TV. Ah, the promise of mindless entertainment. But alas! The remote! It's gone. Vanished. Poof. I've turned the room upside down. Checked under the bed (regret). Behind the curtains (more regret). This is a crisis. This is a deep existential crisis. How am I supposed to unwind, to escape the harsh realities of… being in a Red Roof Inn in Kenly, without mindless TV? I call the front desk. Sounding desperate. The guy says, "Yeah, happens all the time." Comforting. He promises to bring another one.
4:30 PM: Emergency Contingency: The Bathroom Mirror – "My Reflection, My Confidant"
While waiting for the remote savior to arrive, I stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. Reflecting my feelings. Deep down. Feeling a tad vulnerable. The mirror offers a silent, stoic companion, reflecting my weary expression, a grim reminder of responsibilities. A small pep talk is needed before i could do anything else.
5:00 PM: Remote Rescue! – "Victory, at Last!"
The hero arrives! The remote is here! The world is, briefly, right again. I flip through channels. Land on HGTV. Immediate relief washes over me. I'm saved.
6:00 PM: Dinner Decision: "Where to Eat… and Regret?"
The eternal travel dilemma: where to eat? There's a Waffle House a few miles up the road. Tempting. But then I spot a sign for a local BBQ joint. Decision made. I'm a sucker for a smoky scent.
7:00 PM: BBQ Bliss (Mostly) – "Sauce on My Face, Happiness in My Heart"
The BBQ joint? Amazing. The sauce, the meat, the whole experience. Maybe I should have taken my time. sigh… I devoured a mountain of pulled pork and fries like a starving animal. It made me happy, it made me sad but it made me… full. Totally worth it.
8:00 PM: Netflix and… Naps – "The Perfect End to a Perfect Day?"
Back in the room. Remote control in hand. Netflix. And then… a nap. I'm out. This is the life. Don't wake me.
10:00 PM: Midnight Snack and Self-Doubt – "Is This My Life Now?"
Woke up. Suddenly hungry. Found a vending machine with a surprisingly decent selection of chips. Ate the chips with the weirdest feeling of self-doubt. Is this it? Am I destined to eat chips in a Red Roof Inn in Kenly for the rest of my days?
Day 2: Kenly Adventures (or Attempts Thereof)
7:00 AM: Continental Breakfast - "The Great Egg and Sausage Conundrum"
The moment of truth. The dreaded continental breakfast. I steel myself. The eggs look… dubious. The sausage? Even more so. I opt for a bagel (safe), a dab of cream cheese (slightly less safe), and black coffee that tastes suspiciously like motor oil (definitely not safe). Is this what breakfast in Kenly is all about?
8:00 AM: Venturing out (briefly) - "Kenly's Hidden Treasures? Possibly"
Deciding to give Kenly a chance. I step out. The air smells of…dust and opportunity. I'm not sure I'm ready to seize the opportunity, but the air is breathable.
8:30 AM: The Quest for Coffee (Again) - "Desperate Times, Desperate Measures"
The motor oil coffee from breakfast, was not enough. I go on a quest for something better, but mostly to walk around.
9:00 AM: The Local Park – "A Quiet Moment… Until the Squirrels Attacked"
I try a stroll through the local park. Trying to appreciate the scenery. The squirrels are aggressive. Possibly planning an attack. I retreat. My mental health is at stake.
10:00 AM: Bookstore Search – "A Haven… with Limited Selection"
There must be a bookstore. Found one. Small. Selection? Limited. But a safe haven. I browse for an hour, feeling the peace that books bring.
11:00 AM: Checkout and Farewell – "Until Next Time (Maybe)"
Check-out. The front desk guy gives me a weary nod. "Enjoy your travels," he says. I’m wondering if he remembers the remote debacle. "You too," I say. And with that, I bid farewell to the Red Roof Inn Kenly. It’s been… an experience. Would I come back? Maybe. If I'm ever truly desperate.
11:30 AM: The Long Road - "Reflections on My Journey"
The road stretched out before me. And I start thinking about what I have learned, what I had done. The highs, the lows, the feeling of isolation and a sense of community. A reflection.
1:00 PM: Back home" "The Journey Ends"
I was back. The end of the journey. Perhaps I'd come back to Red Roof Inn Kenly's I-95. Maybe not.