Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Stay Awaits at Quality Inn New Columbia-Lewisburg!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! I'm about to give you the REALLY REAL skinny on Quality Inn New Columbia-Lewisburg, or as they cheekily call it, "Escape to Paradise." And listen, paradise is a STRONG word. But hey, let's dive in and see if it's closer to heavenly or just… serviceable.
The "Paradise" Test: A Deep Dive (with some detours)
First off, that title, "Escape to Paradise"… ambitious! Let's be honest, we're in Pennsylvania. No offense, PA, you're lovely, but "paradise" tends to involve palm trees and questionable fruity cocktails. So, expectations calibrated, let's get to it.
The Accessibility Angle:
Okay, BRAVO, Quality Inn! They're genuinely trying in this department. Wheelchair accessible – check! (Important for anyone needing it, of course!) Accessibility is KEY these days, and the fact they're putting in the effort is a GREAT start. They list Facilities for disabled guests, and elevator, which is important in a hotel setting. The fact they are trying is a good sign for the future.
Internet & Tech Savvy:
Alright, let's talk connectivity. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank the internet gods! And not just free, but, apparently, pretty reliable. Because, honestly, nothing ruins a getaway faster than a Wi-Fi signal that's weaker than my desire to do laundry. I didn't spot Internet [LAN] but who needs it?
Cleanliness & Safety: The COVID Years Edition
This is where they REALLY shine. And good! I need to feel SAFE folks. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Big check. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? DOUBLE CHECK. They even have that important Hand sanitizer strategically placed, like little oases of germ-fighting joy. Staff trained in safety protocol? That’s a necessity these days. Plus, there’s that essential Doctor/nurse on call just in case. And if things don't feel right, you can opt-out to room sanitization if that's your preference.
Regarding the food service, the note about Individually-wrapped food options and Safe dining setup is reassuring.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Quest for Sustenance
Okay, the food situation. Here's where things get… interesting. The website lists the offerings but I can't vouch for specifics. There's a Buffet in restaurant. Which is generally a winner, But I'd also like to know that Coffee/tea in restaurant is in abundance! If you are a breakfast person, they offer both a Western breakfast and a potential Asian breakfast.
They also have a Bar, and for me, that's important. Because sometimes, you just need a stiff drink after a long day of (checks notes) relaxing. Poolside bar is something to dream about, but I did not see if there's one - the hotel hasn't got the kind of infrastructure. So, if there's a bar, that needs to be a HIGH priority in my research. They also have a Snack bar and the presence of Restaurants.
The Spa & Relaxation Zone:
Okay, here's where the "escape to paradise" starts to get a little… shaky. They list a bunch of spa amenities: Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Pool with view.
HOLD UP. "Pool with view"? I need to know more. Is it an indoor pool with some kind of picture of a beach on the wall? Or is it actually overlooking something glorious? A proper spa experience with a Massage is a highlight.
Services & Conveniences: Things That Might Save Your Sanity
This is where the Quality Inn seems to bring the A-game. Air conditioning in public area? Essential. Cash withdrawal? Useful. Concierge? Always a plus, especially if you're directionally challenged like me. Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! Laundry service? HELL YEAH. Luggage storage? Very helpful. They even have a Gift/souvenir shop, which is perfect for those last-minute "I FORGOT YOUR PRESENT" moments. The Elevator, and facilities for disabled guests are mentioned again, which is important and a good thing to keep seeing.
For the Kids: (Potential) Chaos Management
Alright, I don't have kids, but I recognize they are human beings and have needs. Babysitting service? YES. Family/child friendly? Seems like it. Kids meal? Always good.
The Room: Your Personal Oasis (Maybe)
Okay, let's get into the rooms. They list a whole bunch of features. I value a Blackout curtains. I'd also like a Coffee/tea maker. A Refrigerator is a must, for my emergency chocolate stash. Hair dryer? (Essential, unless you want to scare small children with your wet-hair-demon look) It's great to see they have Wi-Fi [free]. Air conditioning is essential.
Getting Around: Mobility Matters
Airport transfer? Nice to have! Car park [free of charge]? HUGE win. Taxi service is always an option.
My Unsolicited Opinion & A Quirky Observation:
Okay, here's my hot take. This Quality Inn sounds pretty decent. It's not a luxury resort, but it seems to be making a genuine effort to be clean, safe, and convenient.
Okay, so what's missing?
The thing that leaps out is the intangibles. What’s the vibe? Is it bland and corporate? Or is there a hint of personality? Is the staff friendly, or just, you know, there?
A Messy, Honest, and Potentially Persuasive Offer:
Alright, here's the deal. Look, it's not the Maldives. But if you're looking for a clean, safe, and reasonably priced stay near New Columbia-Lewisburg, this Quality Inn might be your jam.
Book now and get…
- Peace of Mind! knowing you're staying in a place that takes cleanliness seriously. No need to bring your own hazmat suit!
- Free breakfast. (fingers crossed, it's good)
- Free Wi-Fi (because we all need to stay connected to the outside world)
- Potential for Relaxation. Maybe the pool isn't overlooking the Pacific ocean, but hey, it's a pool!
- A chance to "Escape to Paradise." (Okay, maybe not paradise paradise, but a decent getaway?)
CLICK HERE TO BOOK YOUR STAY AT QUALITY INN NEW COLUMBIA-LEWISBURG!
(And hey, if you see a pool with an actual view, let me know!)
Route 66 Getaway: Your Kingman Clarion Inn Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to take a gloriously messy, gloriously human trip to… the Quality Inn New Columbia-Lewisburg in New Columbia, Pennsylvania. Yep, that Quality Inn. Don't judge, we all have our budgetary adventures, and sometimes… well, sometimes it's just about getting away.
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Mild Panic)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Quality Inn. My GPS, bless its synthetic heart, led me on a scenic tour involving a gravel road and a farmer giving me the side-eye. Seriously, Google Maps, do you hate me? The parking lot is… well, it's a parking lot. Adequate. A few cars look like they’ve seen better days, which, frankly, I can relate to.
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The front desk person is… enthusiastic. A little too enthusiastic, if I'm honest. Like, she's genuinely excited that I'm staying here. Maybe it's been a slow week? She hands me the key, points out breakfast hours (7 AM – I’m never going at that time), and tells me with glee about the pool. The pool. Alright. I’m starting to feel a tiny, microscopic glimmer of optimism. Maybe this won't be a complete dumpster fire.
- 1:30 PM: Room. Oh. Okay. It's… functional. Definitely functional. The air conditioner sounds like a dying walrus with a sinus infection, and the wallpaper is a vibrant, almost offensively cheerful floral pattern. My brain immediately conjures up a vague memory of my Great Aunt Mildred’s living room. (Spoiler alert: that’s not a good sign). The bedspread is a questionable shade of… let's call it "optimistic beige." The TV, however, has cable. Score!
- 1:45 PM: This is where I decide to get out of this room, and fast. My phone’s battery died too fast and I didn’t even enjoy it.
- 2:00 PM: I decide to head out to a coffee shop nearby. I stumble upon a Starbucks. Well that’s not bad. I got myself a hot beverage, and headed back to the hotel.
- 4:00 PM: I went to the indoor pool. It was surprisingly alright! The water was clear, and there was a couple of kids playing. It was refreshing and relaxing.
- 6:00 PM: The local Pizza Hut. The same smell of grease, cheese, and warm cardboard. Ah, nostalgia. I head back to the hotel and enjoy myself.
Day 2: Lewisburg and… Regret?
- 8:00 AM: I’m officially awake. It was so hard to get up.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Ah, the infamous "continental breakfast." I was ready for a fight. The choices are… well. The pre-packaged muffins are a hard, hockey puck-like consistency. The coffee tastes like sadness brewed in desperation. I settle for toast. The toaster takes approximately three years to produce a lukewarm, slightly crispy result. I sit there, staring at the sad little breakfast spread, and wonder why I haven't mastered the art of making a decent scrambled egg. Why, universe, why?
- 10:00 AM: I decide to visit downtown Lewisburg.
- 12:00 PM: I go back to the hotel.
- 2:00 PM: Nap. Man, I needed a nap.
- 4:00 PM: I went to the gym. It had everything I needed.
- 6:00 PM: I order some delivery. It sucked, but oh well.
Day 3: Escape! (And Maybe a Redemption Arc?)
- 7:00 AM: I decide to get up early for sunrise.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. It was the same.
- 9:00 AM: I packed up my bags to head to the airport.
- 10:00 AM: Headed home.
Final Thoughts (and a Confession):
So, the Quality Inn New Columbia-Lewisburg. It wasn’t the Ritz-Carlton. It wasn’t even the Marriott. But you know what? It was something. It was a place to lay my weary head, to watch terrible cable TV, and to contemplate the mysteries of the universe (mainly, why the toaster at the continental breakfast was so darn slow).
And okay, fine, I’ll admit it. I kind of enjoyed the pool. It was a quiet respite from the noise in my head. Maybe, just maybe, amidst the beige and the underwhelming muffins, I found a tiny little pocket of peace. Or maybe I was just desperate for a break. Either way, it was an experience. And that's what matters, right? Right?! Don't answer that.
Escape to Paradise: Lakeside Luxury Awaits at Mackinaw City's Comfort Inn!
So, "Escape to Paradise" at the Quality Inn in New Columbia-Lewisburg... Is that, like, *actually* paradise? Because my idea of paradise involves unlimited pizza and a personal masseuse...
Okay, real talk. Paradise? Let's just say the marketing department might have, *ahem*, taken some creative liberties. Unlimited pizza? Negative. Personal masseuse? Not unless you bring one (and I highly recommend it, just saying). BUT! It’s a solid stay. Like, a *really* solid, dependable stay after a long drive where all you want is a decent bed and a functioning shower. Remember that time I ended up at a roadside motel near Scranton? Let’s just say the Quality Inn is a significant upgrade. Significant.
Seriously though, what's the actual hotel *like*? Any major dealbreakers? I saw a review once about a questionable stain on a comforter... yikes.
Alright, let’s be brutally honest (I’m good at that). The rooms? Generally clean. I’ve never encountered anything… *unspeakable* in terms of stains. But let’s just say, it's not the Four Seasons. Think clean, functional, with maybe a slightly dated aesthetic. And yeah, the comforters *might* show their age a little. But hey, they are clean, and the pillows? Actually pretty decent. The biggest dealbreaker for *me*? The breakfast situation.
Tell me about the rooms, specifically. What kind of beds are we talking? Soft? Rock hard? And are there any rooms to avoid?
The beds? Decent. Somewhere in the Goldilocks zone: not too hard, not too soft. Comfortable enough that you’ll crash and probably sleep like a log after a day of… well, whatever you’re doing in the area, honestly. My advice? Try to get a room on the upper floors. Less street noise. And avoid the rooms near the ice machine. That thing is a constant symphony of clanging and crunching, especially at 3:00 AM. I learned that the *hard* way. Seriously. Sleep is precious, okay people? Preserve it!
Is there a pool or any other recreational facilities? My kids are tiny terrors trapped in human bodies.
Yes! There's a pool. It’s… what you’d expect. Indoor. Cleanish. Sometimes a little chlorine-y. The kids will love it. They'll splash and scream and probably try to invent new aquatic games that involve complex splashing maneuvers. Just… bring earplugs. For yourself. And maybe a strong drink for later. There's also a small fitness room. I walked past it once. Doesn't seem to be used a whole lot, based on my observation.
Okay, okay, but the breakfast… tell me EVERYTHING about the breakfast! I need fuel to function.
Alright, brace yourself. The breakfast… it's the Quality Inn's Achilles heel. It pains me to say this, but it's your standard continental fare. Think: pre-packaged muffins of varying levels of staleness, a waffle maker (which is always a gamble – sometimes the waffles are amazing, sometimes they’re sadness in pancake form), and those little individual cereal boxes that bring back memories of childhood and not necessarily *good* ones. Coffee? Let's just say it's … caffeinated. It'll wake you up, eventually. The fruit is usually okay. Sometimes they have that weird, artificial-tasting "yogurt" drink. Honestly, the entire breakfast situation is a test of your resilience. I remember last trip the waffle maker was out of order the entire time... the horror! I had to *survive* on pre-packaged pastries.
Are there any good restaurants nearby? I'm not about to live off stale muffins.
Thank GOD, yes! The location is actually pretty good for hitting up some eateries! As for restaurants… you’re in Lewisburg, people! There's a diner that is pretty awesome. It's like a step back in time in all the right ways. Then there's the usual fare – your familiar chains. But honestly, explore! The area has some hidden gems. I'm always up for something new. Don't be afraid to ask the front desk for recommendations. They usually know the local hot spots… or, at least, which places don't have a cockroach problem (hopefully!).
What's there to *do* around the Quality Inn? Is this just a stopover on a highway or is there actual stuff to see and do?
Okay, so the location is... convenient. It's definitely not right on the highway. Actually, it's pretty close to downtown! Now, what you *do* around it depends on what you're into. Bucknell University is nearby, which can offer some cultural stuff, and there's the Susquehanna River, which is beautiful! I once made a last-minute decision and drove the whole riverbank one afternoon. It was amazing, and really changed my perspective. There's hiking. There are quaint little shops. It's not exactly a bustling metropolis, but it's peaceful. And that, sometimes, is exactly what you need. Plus, it's a good base for exploring the surrounding area.
Is there parking? Because I *hate* circling a hotel for 20 minutes looking for a spot. And are pets allowed? Because my miniature schnauzer is basically my shadow.
Parking? Yes. Plenty of it. You should be good on that front. Pets? Check with the front desk about their current policy. It *used* to be pet-friendly. Make sure to confirm. My miniature schnauzer, Winston, would probably love it! He's a connoisseur of hotel carpets and questionable smells. He's got a nose like a bloodhound, and I always have to make sure not to leave food wrappers around! And he's *very* vocal when hungry. Which is always. So, yeah, call about the pets.
What about Wi-Fi? Because, you know, the world doesn't stop just because I'm on vacation (ugh).
Wi-Fi? Present. It works, mostly. Don't expect lightning-fast speeds, but it’s *generally* enough to check emails, browse social media, and maybe even stream something – though you might get slightly annoyed with the buffering. It's better than payingLuxury Stay Blog
