Bloomington's BEST Hotel? Comfort Suites I-55 & I-74 Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Bloomington, Illinois hotel scene, specifically the Comfort Suites I-55 & I-74. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews; I'm here to give you the REAL DEAL. Prepare for a gloriously messy, brutally honest, and hopefully, hilarious take.
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First Impressions & Getting Ready to Ramble
Alright, stepping into the Comfort Suites… inhales deeply… okay, it’s not the Ritz. Let's be clear. But hold on, don’t click away yet! This isn’t a doom and gloom review. It's… something else. Honestly, after driving what felt like a million hours, all I cared about was collapsing somewhere. This place? It delivers on that.
Accessibility - A Mostly Seamless Journey
Okay, let's talk brass tacks. Accessibility is a big deal, and let's be honest, can be a minefield. The elevator? Thankfully, present and working. That’s always a win. Facilities for disabled guests are advertised; I didn't personally need them, but the website does state they exist, which is a good start. The exterior corridors felt wide and navigable, and the check-in/out process was mercifully streamlined - and thank god for that after all the driving!
Oh, the Glorious Wi-Fi (and the Annoyance of Connectivity)
Internet access! Yes, yes, YES! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! Because let's face it, we're all glued to our screens. The Wi-Fi was generally reliable… mostly. There were a few moments where I swear it decided to stage a rebellion, but hey, it’s not perfection, it’s life. And the frustration? Well, it just pushed me to explore more -- which is what this review is all about! I just know, I'm going to need that coffee soon. The Internet services are a nice plus should you need them. Not to mention the internet access - wireless is nice in all rooms too!
Cleanliness and Safety – The Things That Matter (Especially Post-Apocalypse, aka 2020)
Okay, the pandemic has changed us all, right? I appreciated the focus on cleanliness and safety. You're immediately greeted with that "We’re REALLY trying!" vibe. They had the usual suspects: hand sanitizer dispensers throughout and notices about their hygiene standards. They had, the daily disinfection in common areas was a plus. Rooms sanitized between stays, because who wants to sleep in someone else's germs? They even mentioned anti-viral cleaning products, which is reassuring. You know what's better than all of that though? The smoke alarms! That's because they work!
The Room: My Little Sanctuary (and Occasional Headache)
Let's get real: I was in for a long day. I was glad to see the air conditioning kicking out the chill. Air conditioning is a MUST. My room was a non-smoking sanctuary, which is appreciated. The blackout curtains were a godsend. Seriously, after all that travel, those things are worth their weight in gold. The carpeting felt pretty standard, but clean. The desk was functional (laptop workspace, check!). The free bottled water was a nice touch. And the extra long bed? YES. Yes, yes, YES!
The bathroom was… fine. Clean, functional. I dug seeing the mirror – and checking to make sure I was even wearing my own face. The shower water pressure was decent. The toiletries weren't fancy-pants, but they did the job. My only slight gripe? The lighting could be better. But hey, I'm not here to write a sonnet. It's alright!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Because We All Need Fuel
Okay, breakfast. The bane of every traveler's existence. This is where things get… interesting. Breakfast [buffet] is provided, and… it's a buffet. It's a Western breakfast, with the usual suspects: eggs, some type of breakfast meat (probably, it looked like something), and the ubiquitous continental options. I'm not usually a buffet person, but it was edible and did the trick. They're working on it, and they have a coffee shop where the coffee is actually decent.
The Spa (or Lack Thereof) And Other Ways to Relax
Listen, if you're expecting a five-star spa experience, you're in the wrong place, my friend. There's no spa, sauna, or steamroom. No massage. No pool with a view. What about the outdoor swimming pool? Well, it was closed. I'm no psychic, but I'm going to guess it's seasonal. So, if you're looking for a relaxing, luxurious experience, you might want to look elsewhere. This is not the place you'll find those! I was okay with that - I still had a good time!
For the Kids – Maybe Next Time!
I didn't see any kids facilities myself, but they are family/child friendly, which is nice for those of you traveling with the little humans.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
Daily housekeeping was great. Felt nice knowing my room would be tidied up. The front desk [24-hour] is a huge plus. I can't stress enough that having someone there around the clock is really useful. The elevator! What a great service!
Getting Around – The Airport Transfer and the Free Car Parking
They do offer airport transfer. Big points for that! And get this: Car park [free of charge]. Seriously, the fact that parking is free is absolutely something to celebrate.
Things to Do – Bloomington's Got it Going On
To be honest, I didn't spend too much time exploring things around Bloomington. I was too busy zonked out. But if you're looking for places to go -- I'd strongly advise you to get a local's advice.
The "Meh" Moments (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, there were a few small things that weren't quite perfect. The lobby could use a little… pizzazz. The Wi-Fi occasionally had a mind of its own. But honestly? None of it was a deal-breaker.
Overall Impression – Would I Go Back?
Look, the Comfort Suites I-55 & I-74 isn’t a resort. It's a solid, reliable, and (dare I say) comfortable place to crash after a long journey. It's clean, reasonably priced, and has all the basic amenities you need. And you know what? Sometimes, that's exactly what you're looking for.
My Verdict: Definitely worth considering for your Bloomington trip! Especially if you are after a nice and clean stay.
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Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're talking a Bloomington, Illinois adventure, a chaotic symphony of Comfort Suites, questionable food choices, and my own internal monologue screaming in the background. Here we go… (deep breath)
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a Chain Hotel
2:00 PM: Arrive at Comfort Suites Bloomington. (Okay, a decent start. Though, let's be honest, is any hotel actually comfortable? The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and the lingering scent of other people's lives. A truly unsettling aroma.) Check-in. Pray the key card works the first time. (Always a gamble, isn't it?)
2:30 PM: Unpack. (Or, you know, just throw my bag on the bed and assess the damage. The room: typical chain hotel – beige, functional, vaguely depressing. I swear, the art on the walls always features the same generic landscapes, guaranteed to induce a mild sense of "meh.")
3:00 PM: The obligatory "hotel room inspection." (Is the remote covered in sticky residue? Is there a suspicious stain on the carpet? These are the questions that keep me up at night.) Find a questionable hair in the bathroom. Sigh. Accept inevitable imperfection. Life is full of questionable hairs.
3:30 PM: Exploration of the adjacent highway. (Alright, let's get some caffeine in my system. Drive to the Starbucks down the street… because who can resist a Venti Caramel Macchiato to quell the inner demons?). Traffic on I-55 slows my progress, and start mentally planning what to put on my favorite food, the taco.
4:00 PM Return to Hotel. (The sun is setting through the blinds, I'm getting hungry. Is it too early to start the chips?)
5:00 PM: Dinner. The eternal struggle. Restaurant or delivery? After much internal debate (and a consultation with Yelp), decide on a local burger joint. (Pray it's not a greasy disappointment. I'm craving a good burger.)
6:30 PM: Burger verdict: Delicious. (Hallelujah! Burger redeemed my faith in small-town dining. Perhaps Bloomington isn't so bad after all.) Contemplate life while watching the sunset and enjoying my burger, and feeling grateful for the simple things.
8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. (Now, the question of the night is: To swim in the hotel pool? Or not to swim? The answer, after a brief assessment of my existential dread, is a resounding "no." The chlorine smell is strong enough in the lobby.)
9:00 PM: Stare at TV. Netflix and chill? Or a movie on demand? (The ultimate decision. And by ultimate, I mean it takes roughly half an hour to decide.) Choose a cheesy 80s action movie. Embrace the absurdity. This is what a vacation is about, baby!
10:00 PM: Early night on the schedule. (Is it? Do I want to be the person that goes to bed on vacation right away? Why not? The answer is yes.)
Day 2: Culture, Cramps, and Culinary Catastrophes
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. (The glorious feeling. A big deal for an early-riser like me) Hit the hotel breakfast buffet. (Free is free, even if the "fruit" looks suspiciously like it's been on display since the Jurassic period. Scramble eggs and bacon… again? This is a sacrifice I am prepared to make.
- 9:00 AM: Destination: Downtown Bloomington - a charming, historic area.
- 9:30 AM: Visit the McLean County Arts Center: Explore the art! (I try to pretend I understand art. I don't. But I appreciate the effort.)
- 11:00 AM: Walk around the downtown (Charming is an overstatement. Everything is closed. I can feel my enthusiasm waning.) Find a local coffee shop to recharge. The barista is surprisingly friendly. (It helps.)
- 12:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Take a nap. (Because naps are a core component of any successful vacation.)
- 1:00 PM: I can feel a cramping fit coming on. (Why me?) Take some medicine.
- 2:00 PM: Food exploration: Trying a local restaurant. (The menu looks promising. The vibe? Questionable.) Order the special. Regret the special. (The texture… the taste… the sheer presence of it. I'm traumatized. My stomach does not approve.)
- 3:30 PM: Back and just lay down, hoping to feel better. (This is the reality of vacation, isn't it? A mix of incredible highs and stomach-churning lows.)
- 6:00 PM: Re-evaluate life, and go for a walk, because I can't give in to my internal cramps. (Find a park. Breathe. Look at the trees. Feel the gentle breeze. Remind myself everything is going to be okay.)
- 7:00 PM: Return to the hotel. (Dinner? No. The culinary catastrophe from earlier is still haunting me. Opt for a pre-packaged salad from the vending machine. Fine. It's fine.)
- 8:00 PM: TV time (more cheesy action movies, but this can't be the same as the other night.
- 9:30 PM: Early to bed. (Pray for dreams free of bad food and stomach distress. And maybe, just maybe, for the hotel's Wi-Fi to work flawlessly for once.)
Day 3: Departure and Reflections (Maybe I'll Come Back?)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. (Hotel breakfast, round three. Embrace the processed goodness. Focus on the possibility of improvement from yesterday. Optimism!)
- 9:00 AM: Last-minute hotel room sweep. (Did I forget anything? Sunglasses? The remote control? My sanity?)
- 9:30 AM: Check-out. (Smooth process. Thank goodness. One less thing to go wrong.)
- 10:00 AM: Head home. (The familiar ache of returning to reality. But also, the slight relief of escaping the chlorine-scented embrace of the Comfort Suites. A bittersweet symphony.) Think back to the burger, which was something.
- 10:30 AM: Start driving back home. (Contemplate the highs and lows of the trip… and vow to maybe, maybe, choose a better restaurant next time. And definitely pack some antacids. Just in case. Because let's be real, it's Bloomington.)
Final Verdict:
Comfort Suites Bloomington: Functional. Unremarkable. A memory. Bloomington: Got its moments. A place to reflect and plan for my next adventure. Probably. Maybe. I'll think about it. After I recover from that… you know. That thing.
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