Vivaldi Bali: Unbelievable Luxury You Won't Believe Exists
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the shimmering, sun-drenched world of… Vivaldi Bali. Forget your boring hotel reviews, this is gonna be a real experience. I'm talking messy, honest, a little bit obsessed, and probably a bit rambling. You've been warned.
Accessibility: Is it actually for everyone?
Okay, let's start with the practical stuff, because, let's be real, it matters. Vivaldi claims to be accessible, and that's a big promise in Bali. I checked the "Facilities for disabled guests" box, so they're trying. But, well, this is Bali, and you always, always need to double-check. Think specific questions, like "Are there ramps to the pool?", "Do they have accessible bathrooms in the restaurants?" Don't just take their word for it online!
On-site Accessible Restaurants & Lounges: Again, the same disclaimer. Claims, people, claims. I'd want to see photographic evidence. The idea of sipping a cocktail in a poolside bar with a view with friends sounds dreamy, but reality often hits harder than a rogue coconut. Let's find the perfect place to sit & sip.
Internet: Because let's be real, we can't completely disconnect.
Free Wi-Fi? YES! Across the board, in your room, in the public areas, everywhere. Amen to that. I spent a significant amount of time uploading Instagram stories, and the connection was solid. Seriously. No more buffering anxiety. And they also offer Internet [LAN]. But who would ever want to get stuck in the LAN in the era of glorious Wi-Fi?! You can use the Internet services; I just wanted to make sure to bring it up!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Let's talk pampering, baby!
Okay, this is where Vivaldi Bali starts to sing. Forget just "relaxing" – we're talking full-blown, decadent indulgence. The Spa itself is a total experience. Think breathe in, breathe out levels of Zen. I'm usually the type to skip the spa, but… I got talked into a body scrub. I’m honestly not sure what the magic was. It was probably an over-the-top kind of luxury. That's the vibe.
So, how do you want to relax today? A body wrap? A foot bath? A sauna? A steamroom? All of these options! And the massage? Oh, the massage. I went for the Balinese massage and it was pure, unadulterated bliss. The masseuse had hands of pure magic. I think I actually drifted off to sleep at one point. I remember it being perfect!
The pool with a view is, as they say, EPIC. The view?! The pool?! The sun?! The cocktails?! Perfection. They also have a swimming pool [outdoor] if you want to do laps.
But wait, there's more! They have a Fitness center, and a Gym/fitness. So, you can get your reps in and not miss a day!
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-19? More like, "Come in, we're prepared!
Look, I'm not going to lie, the whole COVID thing is still a weight on my shoulders. But Vivaldi Bali slays in terms of safety. They're doing all the things, and it's all the right things. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere.
I was particularly impressed with the room sanitization opt-out available. It's the little touches that matter. They also have Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Staff trained in safety protocol.
And, yes, they have Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. I wasn't particularly freaking out over this, but hey, it's nice to know! Also, Rooms sanitized between stays
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food!
Okay, let's get to the important stuff: the food and drinks! They have restaurants, a Coffee shop, a Poolside bar.
Honestly, I didn't even try the Asian breakfast. I was all about that Western breakfast. Buffet in restaurant?! YES, PLEASE! They also have Breakfast [buffet]. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. The International cuisine in restaurant was delicious. This isn't some rinky-dink hotel restaurant; this is the real deal.
They also serve Coffee/tea in restaurant, they have Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, and Snack bar!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Big Difference
They have a Concierge! I'm always a bit awkward asking for things, but they made it easy. And, Daily housekeeping! Doorman! So extra, so lovely. Dry cleaning! Laundry service! Things like that seriously help you relax and unwind on vacation.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly (potentially – ask questions!) They declare that they are Family/child friendly, and have Babysitting service. So you can enjoy yourself knowing that your children are well taken care of!
Available in all rooms: The Nitty Gritty
This is where your room will really shine! The Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains– you get the point. Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea– those little things will make your stay so much more fun. Extra-long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella
My Quirky & Emotional Takeaways & Recommendation!
Okay, that's the facts. But what about the feeling? The vibe? For me, Vivaldi Bali delivered. It’s not just a hotel; it’s an experience. It's the kind of place where you can truly unwind. I'm not saying it's perfect – no place is – but the genuine effort, the luxurious touches, and the overall vibe made it worth every penny.
Here's the deal:
- The Good: The Spa (!!!), the pool with a view, the impeccable service, the free Wi-Fi. The feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation. Also, the security! I did not have to worry about a thing the entire time I was here.
- The Slightly Less Good Always, always double-check the accessibility details. They seem to have it, but confirm.
My Final Crazy Recommendation:
If you're looking for a luxurious escape to Bali, if you crave pampering, and if you want to feel utterly spoiled, then YES, you should book Vivaldi Bali. This is not just a vacation; it's a chance to escape. Dive in. You won’t regret it.
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Alright, strap yourselves in, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered Bali itinerary. This is real life, Jimbaran style. And honestly? It's gonna be messy. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions – mostly fueled by too much Bintang.
Vivaldi Jimbaran, Bali: A Messy, Beautiful Adventure (aka, My Attempt at Paradise)
(Day 1: Arrival & the "Oh God, What Have I Done?" Phase)
- Morning (like, VERY early): Landed in Denpasar. Blasted by heat. Immediately regretted wearing that "I <3 Bali" t-shirt. It's cliché, and I already look like a lobster. Immigration was surprisingly smooth (thank you, praying to the travel gods!). Found the driver arranged by the Vivaldi – a sweet, slightly bewildered man named Ketut. He had this adorable habit of saying "Yes, yes" to everything, even if I hadn't asked a question yet. Felt immediately guilty for my lack of Bahasa Indonesia.
- Mid-Morning (the 'Hotel Room Bliss' Phase): Checked into the Vivaldi. Oh. My. God. The view. The infinity pool. The tiny, strategically placed orchid. I briefly considered canceling the rest of the trip and just becoming a professional poolside lounger. Then I remembered I left my adaptor at home. Disaster.
- Afternoon (the 'Lost in Translation' Lunch): Stumbled out in search of food. Ended up at a warung (small local eatery) on the beach. Ordered "nasi goreng." Got something vaguely resembling fried rice, a fried egg that looked like it had experienced a small explosion, and a side of something that might have been chili. It was delicious, even if I couldn’t figure out half of what was in it. Spent an hour trying to understand the extremely polite, but slightly chaotic, waiter. He kept pointing at my plate and saying, "Good, good!" like I was some sort of prize-winning piglet devouring slop.
- Evening (Sunset & Existential Dread): Watched the sunset from Jimbaran Bay. It was stunning. Like, jaw-droppingly stunning. The kind of sunset that makes you question all your life choices. Briefly contemplated quitting my job, marrying a Balinese fisherman, and living in a hut on the beach. Then the mosquitoes attacked. Back to reality. Ended up ordering room service and Netflix. Feeling less existential, more mosquito-bitten.
(Day 2: Diving Deep (Literally and Figuratively) & the 'Seafood Overload'
- Morning (The 'Dive Deep' Experience): Booked a morning diving trip with a local dive shop. The boat was… well, let's say it was "charming." The instructor, a guy named Made who looked perpetually sun-kissed, gave the most relaxed pre-dive briefing ever. He basically said, "Just breathe. Don't die. You'll be fine." Which, you know, inspires confidence. The diving itself was… amazing. Coral, fish, the whole shebang. But the best part? The feeling of weightlessness. Like floating in another world.
- Mid-afternoon (The Seafood Extravaganza): Okay, so one of the major things that Jimbaran is known for, is their seafood restaurants along Jimbaran Beach, right? You pick your lobster/fish/glorified prawn, and they cook it fresh right there on the grill, then serve on the sand! I’d read all the travel blog stuff. "Authentic experience!" "Candlelit romance!" Honestly, it was more like a noisy, chaotic feeding frenzy punctuated by the sound of waves. But it was glorious. I ordered the biggest, meatiest prawns I could find, grilled to perfection. The garlic butter sauce was so good I considered licking the plate clean. The problem? The wind. The wind had other plans, and kept blowing sand and the inevitable ash into my face. Eventually, I let my food get cold. But hey, the experience was worth it! (Also, I’m pretty sure a stray cat tried to steal a piece of my lobster. He was unsuccessful).
- Evening (Pre-Dinner Ritual, A Big F* Up):** Before my seafood, I had a spa day, which included massage and scrub. After this, a lovely massage. But before the massage, I had to fill out the 'form'. So, I did, as asked, and the ladies began. Fast forward to an hour later. And only after my dinner did I realize, that the spa had done an entire massage, on what I hadn't asked for. Well, I'm glad they enjoyed themselves. The massage was fine, but I felt guilty for not having noticed.
- Later, Evening (The Bintang Hangover): Back to the hotel. Maybe a few too many Bintangs along the beach, feeling like I'd swallowed half the ocean. The sunset was a blur, the stars even more so. Passed out before ten. Woke up feeling like a dehydrated, sandy starfish. Regret. Always regret.
(Day 3: Turtle Island Shenanigans & the 'Culture Shock Lite' Edition)
Morning (Turtle Island!) : Today, I was determined to see the turtles, but more importantly, I was determined to be on the water! So, I booked a boat trip to Turtle Island. The boat was rickety, the sea was choppy, and I may or may not have gotten seasick. The poor crew had to contend with my rather unpleasant disposition. Once on the island, the turtles were… smaller than I had expected. I held a baby one though, and it was cute. Very cute. But the cages were… well, let's just say the concept of animal welfare might need some tweaking. The Balinese people are wonderful, but I felt uncomfortable.
Afternoon (Uluwatu Temple & Monkeys of Mass Destruction): Decided to venture out to Uluwatu Temple. The temple itself was beautiful, perched on a cliff. The monkeys, however… they were like tiny, furry, highly organized bandits. They were absolutely CRAZY. Saw one snatch a woman's sunglasses right off her face and another trying to pry a phone out of someone’s hands. I clutched my backpack and glared at them. Managed to escape without being robbed. Victory!
Evening (Dinner near the coast): One of the greatest things about Jimbaran, is the local market. Not to be missed. Local music, fresh fish grilled, and good beer with my friends. I tried everything, and felt happy to support the local people.
Day 4: Goodbye & Gratitude (and the inevitable laundry list)
Morning: The trip ends! I'll miss the sun. The pool. The people. Even the monkeys. But also, I'm ready to go home to my air-conditioning and my familiar routine and the laundry list I'll have to undertake to sort this glorious trip from this point onward.
Afternoon: The flight was delayed. Had a final Bintang. Said goodbye to Ketut. Promising that I'd return!
Quirky Observations & Emotional Takeaways:
- The Food: Seriously, the nasi goreng is amazing. But the street food? Proceed with caution. My stomach is still recovering.
- The People: The Balinese are unbelievably kind and patient. Even when I couldn't understand a word they were saying.
- The "Perfect" Photos: Yeah, those Instagram photos? Lies. Everyone pretends they're effortlessly beach-babe-ing, but the reality is you're constantly swatting away flies, sweating, and battling for a decent angle.
- The Realization: Bali isn't perfect, but it's beautifully imperfect. And the imperfections are part of what make it so damn memorable.
- Final Thought: I need to learn Bahasa Indonesia. And maybe invest in some serious insect repellent. And possibly therapy. But overall? 10/10. Would Bali again. Even with the chaotic monkeys and the questionable street food.
Vivaldi Bali: FAQs – Because Paradise Isn't Always Picture-Perfect (But It's Usually Close!)
Okay, so, Vivaldi Bali... Is it *actually* as ridiculously luxurious as the photos? Because, let’s be honest, Instagram lies.
Alright, truth time. The photos? Yes. They're stunning. But the *reality*? Well, it's… different. In a good way! Look, I went with, like, a *very* cynical attitude. Expecting perfectly manicured everything. And it’s… mostly that. But there’s a *vibe* the photos can’t capture. It's the air, man. The humid, frangipani-scented, "I can't believe this is my life" air. You walk in, and BAM! You're greeted with a cold towel and a juice concoction that's probably illegal levels of delicious. My skepticism melted faster than the ice in my welcome drink. Actually… maybe the welcome drink melted faster. It was hot the second I walked in. And I was sweaty. Not cute. But the staff were amazing. They made me feel like royalty, even when I undoubtedly looked like a slightly bewildered tourist. Long story short: the luxury is real. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like maybe a gecko or two. They're cute (from a distance).
The villas... are they *really* as private as they claim? I need my space!
Oh, privacy? Honey, you'll get it. I was in a villa with a private pool. And I’m talking *private*. Like, I spent a solid afternoon just floating around, listening to nothing but the birds and my own internal monologue (which, let's be honest, can be a terrifyingly loud thing). The walls are high, the foliage is lush… you feel like you're in your own secret garden. And I am *not* a fan of feeling watched. This? This was pure bliss. The only downside? The sheer size of the place! I swear, I walked for a solid ten minutes just trying to get from the bedroom to the bathroom. Lost my way a few times. Almost ran into a gardener. Awkward. But still, totally worth it for the solitude.
What about the food? A lot of fancy places just… aren't that tasty. Spill the tea!
Okay, the food. This is where Vivaldi *really* shines. Or at least, it did for me. I'm a picky eater, let's be honest. I judge a place by its breakfast buffet. And the Vivaldi's? Good lord. The variety! Fruits I'd never even *seen* before. Pancakes that were practically illegal in their fluffiness. Seriously, I think I gained five pounds just from breakfast alone. Lunch was… *chef’s kiss*. Each meal was a work of art, almost too beautiful to eat. Almost. And the dinner? Oh man. I went for the romantic dinner on the beach experience. Picture this: Soft sand between your toes, candlelit tables, gentle waves lapping the shore, and the absolutely *best* seafood I’ve ever tasted in my life. I’m not even exaggerating. It was heavenly. My only regret? That I didn't bring bigger pants. I remember wanting to eat *everything*! I think my stomach hurt a little but I just *had* to go and keep eating.
Is it worth the price tag? Because, let's face it, luxury ain't cheap.
Alright. The big question. This is a tricky one. Yeah, it's expensive. There's no getting around that. Is it 'worth it'? That depends on your definition of 'worth it'. For me? For the escape? For the chance to truly disconnect and just… *breathe*? Yeah, I think it was. I’d been working myself to the bone, and I was *burnt out*. Vivaldi was a total recharge. I walked into that place, and I started smiling again, in a way I hadn’t in months. It's the kind of place where you can actually *unwind*. And, honestly, sometimes, you just gotta treat yourself. You deserve it. Just be prepared for the bill. Maybe start saving now! Or, you know, sell a kidney. Kidding! (Mostly.)
What's the biggest drawback of Vivaldi Bali, if there is one?
Okay, the biggest *downside*? Leaving. Seriously. I was genuinely sad to go. Like, I actually considered stowing away in someone's suitcase. The real problem is the 'real world' waiting for you. You get used to impeccable service, beautiful surroundings, and no responsibilities. Going back to reality is a shock to the system. I just wish they could somehow bottle that feeling and sell it. I would buy it. In bulk. Then I would have paradise forever.
Is there anything *bad* about it? Anything at all?
Hmmm… well, let me think. The only *real* criticism I can give is, maybe, the air conditioning in my villa was a little… *too* efficient. Like, I almost needed a winter coat in there. And, okay, I got bitten by a mosquito or two despite all the spray they have. (Curse you, tiny bloodsuckers!) And… oh! Be careful of the monkeys if you go on any excursions! They are cheeky, and one tried to steal my sunglasses. I wrestled him for a minute. He won. But these are *minor* things, truly. Honestly, I'm struggling to find anything genuinely negative. It was pretty perfect.
What's the vibe? Is it romantic? Is it for families? For party animals?
The vibe is… flexible. It *can* be romantic – perfect for honeymoons or anniversaries (I saw a proposal, brought a tear to my eye). It's also great for families, they have kids' clubs and activities. Honestly? You can make it whatever you want. It's not a 'party' place. Not loud, and the focus is definitely on relaxation and rejuvenation. It's more about chilling by the pool with a book, or getting a spa treatment, or exploring Bali's beauty. So, if you envision a wild, crazy holiday, this isn't that. But if you like that, that's fine too! It's a place to *escape* to.
Spa treatments? Tell me *everything*.
