Moxy Essen: Your Epic Essen, Germany Adventure Awaits!
Moxy Essen: My Epic Essen Adventure (Almost…!) - A Messy, Honest Review!
Okay, so Essen, Germany. Never been. Moxy hotel. Sounds…trendy, right? Like a place where they expect you to party as soon as you walk in. And honestly, after the flight delay and the train struggle to get here… I needed a party. Or at least a really good nap. Let's dive into this Moxy Essen experience, shall we? Buckle up, buttercups, because it’s gonna be a rollercoaster.
Accessibility: The Good, The (Potentially) Better
First things first: Accessibility. Crucial. Moxy, in theory, boasts Facilities for disabled guests and an Elevator. That’s a massive win. I didn’t personally need to assess how truly accessible it is (e.g., are the corridors wide enough? is the bathroom properly equipped? etc.), but the fact they state it is a plus. More clarity on specific room types and features for those needing it would be AMAZING, though. Give me dimensions, people!
Check-in: Smooth…ish
Contactless check-in/out is a godsend. I am not a fan of long queues after traveling. It was indeed swift. They even had a 24-hour front desk, which is comforting, especially if something goes sideways at 3 AM (which, let’s be honest, sometimes happens on my travels). The express check-in/out was super helpful for a quick getaway.
Internet: Praise the Wi-Fi Gods!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! That’s the baseline requirement in 2024. The internet itself was… mostly reliable. I didn't test the Internet [LAN], because, who uses LAN anymore?! (unless you're a serious gamer, then get on it!). The Wi-Fi in public areas was also decent, I used it to quickly post my first Instagram story showing off the room and to get directions to the hotel.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe (Mostly)
The Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays are huge comfort blankets in today's world. They also had staff trained in safety protocol. I saw plenty of Hand sanitizer stations. They even had something called Anti-viral cleaning products. Feeling fairly confident they aren’t cutting corners. I did take a peek to see if they had a first aid kit (just in case). I couldn't find it, but I'm sure they have one - it's the law.. right?
Room Rundown: My Little Fortress
Now, my room. Hmmm. Stylish, that’s the word. Non-smoking is a win for me, always. The Air conditioning blasted like a champ, which was much appreciated given the July heatwave. Blackout curtains made it easy to pretend the outside world didn't exist until I absolutely had to (like, for that all-important breakfast… which we'll get to!).
Essential amenities were present: Air conditioning, alarm clock, coffee/tea maker, desk, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, satellite/cable channels, shower, soundproofing.
The mini-bar was pretty empty (boo!) but there was Free bottled water, which is something I'm very thankful for. The Slippers were a nice touch. The Shower was fine. More importantly, it had Hot water -- essential for the post-travel bliss that is a long, hot shower.
The bed? Comfortable enough. The Extra long bed was appreciated. I'm tall, so that’s a bonus. The Daily housekeeping was efficient, ensuring my little fortress remained pristine.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Quest for Sustenance (and Cocktails!)
Okay, this is where it got… a little less epic.
- The Restaurant: I ventured down for Breakfast [buffet]. The buffet was okay. Standard stuff, but missing a crucial ingredient: oomph. It wasn’t terrible by any means, but I’ve had truly better breakfasts. There was Western breakfast, with the standard sausage, and eggs. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was there… it was good.
- The Bar: The bar was where the (potential) magic happened! A lively atmosphere with Happy hour. The Poolside bar was enticing (although I didn't see a pool…more on that later). The Poolside bar advertised a good selection of drinks. I did have a beer or two, which improved my mood considerably. Happy hour was the perfect antidote after a day of sightseeing.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Where's My Pool?!
Ah, the website mentioned a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I hunted. I squinted. I even asked a staff member multiple times. No pool. Zero. False advertising, Moxy! (Or maybe I'm legally blind. Possible. Regardless, a pool would have made the experience about 80% better in that heat).
Other relaxing options included a Fitness center (nope, not my scene, though I’m sure people use it), plus they had a Gym/fitness, The Spa, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom were a no-go.
Getting Around: Mostly Okay
Car park [free of charge] is a massive win if you’re driving. Luckily I wasn't, because I was relying on public transport. The Airport transfer was available (for a fee, of course). Taxi service was pretty easy to flag down.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Count
Luggage storage was incredibly useful. Cash withdrawal? Yep. Currency exchange? Present! (Though I always recommend getting your currency beforehand). They also had a very useful Convenience store.
They had Food delivery. So I didn't have to leave my warm room at night, I was able to order food.
The Quirks & Anecdotes: The Real Stuff!
- The Vibe: Honestly, Moxy tries to be cool. The decor is all bright colours and quirky quotes. It's almost…over-eager to be fun. You feel like you're supposed to be doing cool things all the time. Sometimes, I just want to chill in my pajamas and binge-watch Netflix. But, I appreciated the try!
- The Staff: Mostly friendly and helpful, though communication could sometimes be a bit… bumpy. But hey, they were trying their best, and that’s what matters.
- The View: My room overlooked a parking lot. Glamorous. (But seriously, who cares? I was there to experience Essen, not look at pretty views!).
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Look, Moxy Essen isn't perfect. But it's clean, modern, and has all the basics covered. If you’re looking for a stylish, affordable hotel in Essen and don't need a pool (or expect perfection), it's a solid choice.
The Offer You Can't Refuse (Maybe):
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Here's why Moxy Essen is the only place to stay:
- Free high-speed Wi-Fi: Stream your favorite shows, share your adventures, and stay connected without any hidden costs!
- Effortless Check-in/out: Get in and out in a flash, so you can spend less time in lines and more time exploring Essen!
- Social and Stylish: Mingle, connect, and soak up the positive vibes in our trendy common areas.
- Perfect location: Right near the trainstation! Plus all the best Essen has to offer.
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P.S. Even without a pool, the rest was great! I will be back.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive face-first into the chaos that is my trip to the Moxy Essen City in Essen, Germany. Forget the pristine, perfectly-planned itineraries you're used to. This is real life, people. And it's messy.
Moxy Essen City: A Hot Mess in Essen - My So-Called Itinerary (aka, Survival Guide)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and Questionable Currywurst Decisions
- 10:00 AM (ish): Landed at Düsseldorf Airport. Okay, technically not Essen, but close enough! Found my train to Essen HBF. Smooth sailing, until, of course, I realized I'd left my noise-cancelling headphones on the plane. Facepalm. Cue instant, utter despair. The entire train ride was soundtracked by the adorable, but ultimately grating, squeals of a small child. I felt like I was in a particularly loud, mobile torture chamber.
- 11:30 AM: Arrived at Essen HBF. It's… a train station. Let's just say it's functional. Found the tram to the Moxy. Feeling the jet lag already, my brain is officially mush. Seriously, did I remember to pack socks? I'm pretty sure I didn't. This trip is already off to a bang.
- 12:00 PM: Checked into the Moxy. The lobby is… well, it's a Moxy lobby. Bright, loud music, and people milling about looking equally lost. The super-friendly staff member handed over my key card and a bewildered look. "Enjoy Essen!" she said. I'm pretty sure she was sizing me up, wondering if I'd be that guest. (Spoiler alert: I probably will. My bad.)
- 12:30 PM: Room. Small, but clean. Beds seem comfy enough. Okay, socks. No socks. Curse my existence.
- 1:00 PM: Food Time. Wander out in search of lunch. Pre-planned 'research' led me to a supposed legendary currywurst stand near the Markt. Found it. The smell… oh god, the smell… I felt my stomach rumble. Decision time. Do I go? Do I eat the mysterious German sausage that's been calling my name?
- 1:15 PM: Ate it. The currywurst. It was… okay. Definitely not the culinary revelation I'd hyped it up to be in my head. But, hey, points for trying. The fries were good though!
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Wander around the city center. My jet lag has really kicked in now. Managed to stumble around the city, taking a few blurry photos of the "Grugapark Essen - Zoo". Walked into a shop and came out owning a key chain! (Don't judge me, I was tired.)
- 6:00 PM: Back in the Moxy, collapsed on the bed. Watched some terrible German TV (I don't speak German, so it was mostly just shapes and noises).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel bar. Pizza. Again, not a revelation. But, convenient. The beer, however, was cold and delicious.
- 8:00 PM: Attempted to organize my plans for tomorrow. Failed. Gave up. Passed out.
Day 2: The Zollverein (The Coal Mine!!) and Emotional Rollercoasters
- 9:00 AM: Woke up, feeling slightly less like a zombie. Coffee. Big coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Finally made it to the Zollverein Coal Mine Industrial Complex. This place is HUGE. Like, sprawling, breathtaking, and slightly intimidating. It's a UNESCO World Heritage site and I was ready to be amazed.
- 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM: Zollverein Tour Time! And it DID amaze me. The sheer scale of it is awe-inspiring. The old power plant… the contrast between the rusted metal structures and the clear sky… it's genuinely beautiful. Learned about the history, the workers, the… well, the suffering, which was, admittedly, the more harrowing part. (It's a history lesson, folks.) The whole thing made me feel a mix of awe, respect, and… a touch of melancholy. The guide was AMAZING. She spoke with such passion, you could practically feel the dust and the toil of the miners. This place is a must see.
- 2:30 PM: Zollverein Cafe. Ate a piece of cake. It's good, after walking around for 3 hours.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Wandered around the grounds, taking photos, feeling a profound (and slightly unexpected) sense of connection. It was an emotional experience, I wasn't prepared for it to be this good. Started thinking about how it used to be, how hard it was, and the people that worked there. The place is filled with history and secrets.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the Moxy. Exhausted, both physically and emotionally. Did I mention I didn't pack any comfortable shoes? My feet are screaming!
- 7:00 PM: Pizza. Again!
- 8:00 PM: Tried to write in my journal. Ended up just staring at the ceiling.
Day 3: Attempted Culture and Departure (Soonest!)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up slightly more energised. I can do this. I can.
- 10:00 AM: Visited the Folkwang Museum. Art. Lots of art. My brain is starting to overload with information. After a while, they all look the same.
- 12:00 PM: I'm hungry and, frankly, a bit over culture. Found a cute little bakery and demolished a pastry.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Packing. I never know how to pack for trips. I always overpack. I usually buy new things! Getting ready to 'enjoy' the long train ride home.
- 3:00 PM: Left the Moxy. It was functional, but the true star was the city. I'd miss this place.
- 3:30 PM: Headed to the train station. Bye for now, Essen.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was… an experience. The Moxy Essen was, well, a Moxy. Essen itself? Much better than I expected. The Zollverein alone was worth the price of admission. The food? Hit or miss. My packing skills? Clearly lacking. But, hey, I survived. And I loved it. Would I go back? Absolutely. Maybe next time I'll find those damn socks. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to appreciate currywurst.
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Seriously, Is Essen Worth Visiting? (And Should I Bother With Moxy?)
Okay, let's be real. Essen isn't exactly Paris. But honestly? I loved it! It's got this gritty, industrial charm that's super unique. The Zollverein Coal Mine Industrial Complex (more on that later – prepare to be *obsessed*) is a UNESCO World Heritage site, and that alone is worth the trip. Plus, the people are friendly, the beer is cold, and the food... well, it's German comfort food at its best. (Think sausages, schnitzel, and potatoes. Basically, my happy place.)
Moxy? Yeah, it's a mixed bag. Here's the deal: It's a budget-friendly hotel. Don't expect the Ritz, but it's clean, modern-ish, and the vibe is definitely geared towards younger travelers. Think exposed brick, a funky lobby with games, and a bar that's actually *social*. (That was a big plus for me, single and slightly terrified of being alone in a foreign city.)
Okay, I'm Sold (Maybe). How Do I Get To Moxy Essen? My Brain Hurts Just Thinking About It.
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because German public transport is generally a breeze, but the *anticipation* of it can be a nightmare. Moxy Essen is pretty darn easy to get to, which is a huge win. It's super close to Essen Hauptbahnhof (the train station). Walkable, even! (Though, after lugging my suitcase across cobblestones, I wouldn’t call it a *joy* to do so).
Here's the lowdown:
- Train: Essen Hauptbahnhof is a major hub. Just hop off your train (from pretty much anywhere in Germany, or even neighboring countries) and it's a short walk. Literally, like, five minutes, tops. Which, let me tell you, after a long train ride, feels like a gift from the travel gods.
- Tram/Bus: There are tram and bus stops nearby too, but honestly, the train station is your best bet. Less faffing about.
- Airport: Düsseldorf Airport (DUS) is the closest international airport. From there, you can take a train directly to Essen Hauptbahnhof.
Pro-tip: Download the Deutsche Bahn (DB) Navigator app for train schedules. It's a lifesaver. Trust me. And learn a few basic German phrases. Even a 'Danke' goes a long way!
What's the Vibe Like? Is It ALL Loud Music And Instagram-Perfect Gen Zers?
Honestly? It's pretty damn energetic. Yeah, there's usually music playing in the lobby, but it's not ear-splitting. Think upbeat pop, maybe some indie stuff. It's definitely got a "social" vibe, which I found a huge relief. I'm not exactly a spring chicken, but I never felt out of place. There were families, couples, solo travelers like myself... a real mix!
The Lobby: It's the heart of the thing. Loads of seating, games (yes, there's a foosball table), and a bar serving up drinks. I actually made some new friends during a fiercely competitive game of... well, I can't remember the name, but it involved little colorful balls, I'd been drinking Weizenbier and I got *very* competitive very quickly. Anyway, good times.
The Rooms: They're small, but functional. Think Ikea chic. Clean, modern, and hey, it's not like you're planning to spend all day cooped up in your room, right?
The Rooms: Are They Actually Okay? Tell Me The TRUTH!
Okay, the rooms... they're cozy. Like, *really* cozy. Don't expect a sprawling suite, or you'll be disappointed. They’re designed for maximum efficiency. Which, honestly, is fine by me. I’m a solo traveler; I mostly just need a place to crash, shower, and charge my phone. The bed was comfy enough (again, I may have had a few beers beforehand and slept like a log), the shower was decent (pressure was surprisingly good!), and everything was *clean*. That's all that matters, right?
The Downside: Space. If you're traveling with a ton of luggage, it might be a squeeze. And the window view? Well, let's just say you're not exactly getting a panoramic vista of the Ruhr Valley. But hey, at the price point, I'm not complaining!
Breakfast: Is It Worth It? I'm a Hangry Person.
Breakfast... it’s a standard Moxy affair, but I wouldn't say it was epic. It's included, which is always a bonus! You get the usual suspects: pastries (some were better than others, let's be real), bread, cereal, yogurt, fruit, and some hot items like scrambled eggs and bacon. The coffee was passable (essential!), and there was juice.
My Verdict: For the price, it’s perfectly acceptable. It'll fill you up and get you ready for a day of exploring. If you're a breakfast snob, you might want to venture out. There seemed to be a nice cafe nearby. But for a no-frills, grab-and-go situation, it does the job. I certainly didn't starve!
Is the Bar Any Good? Because, Priorities.
The bar? Yes. YES, it's good. (Drinks, conversation, the works: Check, check, and check!). It's a proper social hub, buzzing with people. The staff are friendly and actually *seem* to enjoy their jobs, which is always a good sign. They serve up everything from cocktails to local beers. I sampled *many* local beers. For research purposes, you understand.
Anecdote Time: One night, I was nursing a particularly tasty Weizenbier (again!) and started chatting with a couple from Australia. Turns out, they travel to Germany every year. We spent hours talking about Essen, travel, and, well, everything under the sun. That's the kind of vibe this place fosters. You end up making friends. That's a big win in my book. Plus, they had some quirky, themed cocktail nights – a nice change from the usual.
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