Escape to Paradise: Batu Ampar ECO Resort, Menjangan, Bali
Escape to Paradise: Batu Ampar ECO Resort, Menjangan, Bali - My Honest, Messy, and Mostly Wonderful Review
Okay, so you're thinking about escaping to paradise, huh? And Batu Ampar ECO Resort in Menjangan, Bali is on your radar? Good choice! Let me tell you, it's… an experience. I'm not gonna lie, I went in with some idealized Instagram vision and definitely, definitely came out with a more nuanced understanding of what "ECO Resort" actually means. Buckle up, because this review is gonna be less "perfect brochure" and more "slightly sunburned, slightly caffeinated, and VERY opinionated traveler."
First Impressions (and the Drive There):
Getting there is part of the adventure. Let me tell you, that drive… it's a journey. Think winding roads, breathtaking scenery, and a growing sense of anticipation. The resort is pretty darn remote, which is part of its charm, but also means you need the airport transfer. I'm talking full service, people. And yes, it's worth it. Seriously. Just tell them to have a bottle of water waiting because by the time you arrive, you'll need some hydration.
Accessibility - Let’s Talk About the REAL Deal:
Now, I didn't personally require full wheelchair accessibility, but I kept a keen eye out, because honestly, a place that claims to be "eco" needs to think about everyone. And here's where things get… complicated. While they mention facilities for disabled guests, the resort isn't exactly a paragon of smooth, easy access. The pathways can be uneven (hello, nature!), the terrain hilly, and some areas may require a bit of a trek. While not perfect, it's at least trying. It's a work in progress, maybe? I'd recommend contacting them directly if accessibility is a major concern and grilling them with really specific questions. Honestly, there’s an elevator, which is HUGE, because without it you'd be huffing and puffing uphill all day.
The All-Important "Things To Do" - Because Let's Be Honest, We Need to Be Entertained:
This is where Batu Ampar shines. The diving and snorkeling are world-class, and the entire area around Menjangan is just insane. I mean, the colors! Seriously, bring a waterproof camera. Forget Instagram. It's still worth it just to have your own personal memory bank. They have a dive center on site, so you don't have to go through all the trouble with booking someplace.
Relaxation Station:
- Spa/Sauna (and All the Pampering Goodness): Okay, the spa is a MUST. Get the massage. Seriously. I had one that was so good I almost fell asleep mid-massage. The sauna wasn’t amazing (slightly underwhelming, tbh), but the pool with a view and the foot bath are a serious treat.
- Swimming Pool: The outdoor pool is just gorgeous, infinity pool, overlooking the sea. Perfect for those stunning Bali sunsets.
- Fitness Center: I glanced at the fitness center. It’s… there. I did see a few treadmills and some weights, but honestly, I was far more interested in swimming and exploring.
Internet, or Lack Thereof (and Why It's Actually Kind of Awesome):
Let's be straight, the Wi-Fi isn’t always seamless. They say "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!", and yes, it's available. But depending on where you are, you might be doing a digital detox. I almost loved this part! You’re forced to unplug a bit, focus on the stunning scenery, and have real conversations instead of scrolling through your phone. Internet access - LAN, is also there, but who uses that nowadays, haha.
Food, Glorious Food! (Because a Girl’s Gotta Eat):
- Restaurants: The main restaurant served a beautiful buffet breakfast. Think fresh fruit, pastries, and more.
- Asian/International Cuisine: Honestly, I mostly stuck to the Asian cuisine. Everything was fresh, flavorful, and delicious. And the desserts? Don’t get me started.
- Room Service: 24-hour room service is a HUGE plus! Especially when you need a midnight snack.
- Poolside Bar: I spent a LOT of time at the poolside bar. Happy hour, people!
- Vegetarian Options: Plenty of vegetarian options. I'm not vegetarian, but they were delicious. And they have coffee/tea in the restaurants.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Big Deal
In the light of the current situation, the cleanliness and safety protocols are impressive. They're doing all the right things: anti-viral cleaning, daily disinfection, hand sanitizer everywhere, and all the staff is trained up on security protocols. You feel safe and well taken care of.
Rooms - What You Need to Know:
- The Essentials: Air conditioning (a must!), comfortable beds, a minibar, and a balcony. The rooms are comfortable and well-appointed. They also have extras like bathrobes and slippers.
- The View: Whether you get a ocean view or a garden view, they have a great view! You need to make sure that you request a high up room if you want a good view..
- Little Touches: Coffee/tea maker, complimentary water, and a safe.
Services and Conveniences - Making Life Easier:
- Daily Housekeeping: Always a godsend.
- Laundry Service: Essential when you’re traveling.
- Currency Exchange: Thank goodness.
- Concierge: The staff is helpful.
For the Kids - Family Friendly!
- Babysitting Service: Big win for parents!
- Kids' meal: They serve kid-friendly meal.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Memorable Moments:
Okay, let's be honest, Batu Ampar is not perfect. There were minor hiccups – the Wi-Fi dropping out occasionally (cue minor panic), and the odd lizard scurrying across the path. But honestly, those little imperfections are part of the charm.
My most memorable moment? Watching the sunset from the infinity pool, cocktail in hand, feeling the warm breeze on my skin, with a breathtaking view of the ocean.
The Verdict:
Escape to Paradise: Batu Ampar ECO Resort is a unique and beautiful place. It's not just place to stay, it's an experience. If you're looking for a luxurious but laid-back getaway, a chance to disconnect and reconnect with nature, and the sheer joy of exploring Bali, then book that trip now. Don't expect perfect perfection, embrace the imperfections, and prepare to be utterly charmed.
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Okay, here's my glorious (and slightly chaotic) attempt at a travel journal for Batu Ampar ECO Resort in Menjangan, Bali. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a bumpy, beautiful ride:
Day 1: Arrival & Underwater Whispers… and Cockroaches??
- The Flight (and the Existential Dread): Arrived at Denpasar Airport after a flight from Jakarta. Bleary-eyed, slightly hungover and terrified of missing a connecting flight due to a layover that was as long as a Taylor Swift album on repeat!
- Transfer to Batu Ampar: The transfer was smooth. The van ride was blissfully empty, giving me time to gaze out the window at the lush landscape. The road winds through rice paddies, temples, and villages, and I felt my shoulders finally relax… until the air conditioning in the van decided to wage war on me, a war that I lost.
- Check-in: Paradise Found? Eh, Almost… : The front desk gal was super friendly and the resort is gorgeous from the photos, all rustic charm and eco-vibe. Then came the moment I'd been dreading: the room reveal. Its gorgeous! The view from my balcony would make even a cynical seagull swoon.
- Snorkelling the Coral Rainbow: This was the reason I came. The snorkelling was, in one word, transcendent. Saw rainbow fish, coral that looked like Dr. Seuss threw up, and a sea turtle giving me the side-eye. Just. Magical. (And yes, I may have swallowed a bit of seawater, but it was worth it.)
- Dinner Disaster (and the Cockroach): The food… was okay. Fine. But the candlelit ambience was ruined by a cockroach that decided to join the party. I swear, the waiter just nonchalantly brushed it off the table, like it's a regular thing. I almost burst out laughing. I couldn't do any more than I have asked for.
Day 2: Menjangan Island Magic (and Sunburn Regret)
- The Boat Trip: Early wake-up for the trip to Menjangan Island. The boat ride was bouncy, bumpy, and my stomach was doing the cha-cha. Seasickness was threatening, but the promise of another incredible dive site kept me going.
- Menjangan Island Under the Sea (and Over My Head): Oh. My. Goddess. This was the highlight of the whole trip. The clarity of the water, the kaleidoscope of colours… it was a completely different world. Saw a school of giant trevally, so close I could have almost high-fived them. It was breathtaking.
- Lunchtime and the Great Sunburn Revelation: After all that fun, I then had lunch. The food was great. Now I'm paying for it. The sun’s a beast, folks. A real, fiery, skin-scorching demon. I’m now resembling a lobster in a holiday brochure. Slather on the sunscreen, you fools, and don't be like me!
- Evening: Trying to relax: I tried to have a lazy evening. Inflatable pool and chilling under the cool shade of the palm tree. I failed. I was too restless. I tried meditating, but my mind was a chaotic mosh pit, with thoughts like, "Did I pack enough snacks?" and "Will I ever find love?" I had to eat chocolate to calm my nerves.
Day 3: The Hike to the Top (and the Monkeys' Opinion)
- Morning: The hike: I can't believe I did it. I spent the entire morning hiking to the top of a hill. The walk was tough, the air was humid. The view was incredible, of course… but I just kept thinking about how much I wanted a cold drink.
- The Monkey Mafia: The monkeys are not as cute as they look. They are crafty little bandits. The monkeys clearly approved of the view! I swear they were judging me. I also got the sense they were sizing me up for a potential snack raid.
- Afternoon: The Spa (and The Moment I Realised I Was Broke): I needed a massage. I needed it. I had a Balinese massage. It was divine. Pure bliss and total relaxation. Then came the bill and the horrifying realisation of how much I was spending and I had a panic attack that it wasn't in my budget!
- Sunset and the Evening Drink: Back in my room, I sipped a beer and stared out at the sunset. The fiery colours painted the sky. The whole scene was amazing, and I thought: "I'm alive." But it was already time to go back to Jakarta.
Day 4: Farewell… and the Ferry of Doom
- Morning: The last breakfast. Feeling a little heartbroken to leave.
- The Ferry: The ferry was a disaster. Rough seas, screaming babies, and the distinct smell of diesel fumes. I was seasick, grumpy, and just wanted to be home.
- Departure (and the Longing Look Back): As the plane took off, I looked down at Menjangan and felt a pang of sadness. This trip had its ups and downs. But I absolutely loved coming to Batu Ampar. I can't wait to return!
Okay, so "Escape to Paradise"... is it *actually* paradise? The suspense is killing me.
Alright, let's be real. Depends on what you mean by "paradise." Think castaway-meets-rustic-chic, not all-inclusive-champagne-on-demand. Menjangan Island is... *chef's kiss* gorgeous. Seriously breathtaking. The resort itself? It's... a work in progress. Imagine your slightly eccentric uncle's cabin in the woods, but with a killer view. There are moments... absolute, soul-soothing moments... where you swear you've stumbled onto Eden. But then the shower pressure drops, and you remember reality exists. More on that later. Also, prepare for bugs. They're part of the cast of characters.
What's the best way to get there? Driving yourself insane or what?
The journey, my friends, is part of the adventure! You'll likely fly into Denpasar International Airport (DPS). From there, you've got a few options. Hiring a driver is probably the most sane choice. The drive is long – maybe 3-4 hours depending on traffic and your driver's questionable playlist. Alternatively, you can try getting the resort to arrange transport (which they can). This might be easier, but also remember Bali time... which means things happen... eventually.
My advice? Embrace the chaos, pack snacks (trust me), and mentally prepare yourself for some serious scenery. The roads are… characterful. And if you get motion sickness, bring medication. Seriously.
The 'ECO' part - what's the deal? Is it actually sustainable, or just greenwashing?
Okay, let’s be brutally honest here. They *try*. They really, really *try*. The emphasis is on "eco," with a focus on sustainable practices. I definitely saw efforts: solar panels were around, they seemed to be trying to source local products. However, the whole "eco-resort" thing is a work in progress. Expect some rustic charm, you will find that your room has a more intimate relationship with nature than you might be used to. Don’t expect pristine perfection.
Okay, the rooms. Spill the tea (or, you know, the Bintang).
This is where things get… interesting. The rooms are... unique. Think open-air design, meaning you're basically sleeping in nature's embrace. Mosquito nets are your best friend. The views are stunning, but don't expect the Four Seasons. The water pressure in my shower decided to take vacation. Seriously, it was like being gently sprinkled. Bring earplugs; you'll hear the symphony of the jungle at night. It's beautiful, and sometimes unnerving. Remember, you’re here for the nature, not the room service. And maybe pack a flashlight, too. Just in case.
Food! Tell me about the food! Will I starve? (I'm prone to hangry spells.)
The food is... good! But it's not a culinary extravaganza. Mostly local Indonesian dishes, with a handful of western options. The breakfast buffet is decent, and the views while you're eating are amazing. The menu is limited, so if you're a picky eater, you might get… tired. I loved the fresh fruit. The staff is lovely and accommodating, even if they sometimes forget your order. Make sure you try the local dishes.
Menjangan Island! The snorkeling! The diving! Give me the lowdown!
THIS is the reason you go. Menjangan Island is SPECTACULAR. The snorkeling and diving are phenomenal. Fish, coral, crystal-clear water – it's what Instagram dreams are made of. Do it. Don't even think about skipping it. The resort arranges boat trips. Be prepared to get a little damp on the way, but the views are worth it. Be mindful of where you are swimming, the currents can be a bit strong, so you do have to be realistic about what you are capable of.
Okay, so you mentioned the bugs. Let's talk about them. Am I going to be eaten alive?
YES. And no. Nature is all around you. This includes mosquitos, ants, geckos that do a fantastic job of eating said bugs, butterflies, and other creatures that might be new to your area. They are just part of the experience, and mostly harmless. But you WILL be bitten. Pack bug spray, and use it *religiously*, especially in the evenings. If you're particularly attractive to mosquitoes (like me), bring extra-strength stuff. Cover up as much as possible. Embrace the itch. Or don't. Good luck.
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, you know, I might need to post that perfect sunset pic.
Hahahahaha. Good one. Yes, there is Wi-Fi... in the main area. It's reliable enough to check emails and Instagram if you're lucky. Don't expect to stream movies. Embrace the digital detox. You'll be surprised how much you enjoy it.
What's the vibe? Is it a party scene, or more chill?
Chill. Super chill. This is not the place for wild nights. Think early mornings, reading books, and stargazing. It's peaceful, quiet, and perfect for getting away from it all. This is not going to be the place for loud music or partying. You're here to relax, enjoy nature, and maybe have a few Bintangs while watching the sunset. Bliss.
What should I pack? Don't leave me hanging!
Alright, listen up. Essentials: Bug spray (a LOT of it), sunscreen, comfortable walking shoes, swimwear, a hat, a flashlight (seriously, you'll need it), and a good book. Don't bother with fancy clothes; you'll live in swimwear and casual wear. Also, bring some cash, as credit card facilities might be limited. And most importantly? Pack your sense of adventure and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. And a good attitude. That makes all the difference.
Okay, so you mentioned the shower... tell me everything.
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