Kingsville Getaway: Quality Inn Hwy 77 - Book Your Texas Escape!
Kingsville Getaway: Quality Inn Hwy 77 - A Texas Escape… With a Few Quirks! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a "Texas Escape" at the Quality Inn in Kingsville, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. The kind that makes you laugh and then, like, maybe quietly question your life choices while you’re sipping lukewarm coffee in the morning (more on that later). But hey, that’s what makes a travel review human, right? Not some sanitized travel brochure regurgitation.
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The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Unkempt:
Let’s start with the good stuff, because, frankly, I need to stay positive. This is a Texas escape after all, not a prison break.
- Cleanliness & Safety (They Got Serious About This): Okay, I was genuinely impressed with this. The whole "COVID" thing is clearly taken seriously. Lots of hand sanitizer, staff wearing masks, and signs EVERYWHERE. They’ve got: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Rooms sanitized between stays, and even Room sanitization opt-out available if you're feeling brave (or just messy). They are also using Professional-grade sanitizing services. I felt… relatively safe. I mean, as safe as you can feel in a world where you’re constantly wondering if you just touched something questionable.
- Accessibility: They claim to be Facilities for disabled guests and although I wasn't fully testing this (thankfully!), I saw Elevator access and a few things that felt like they tried. Check with the specific details of your needs.
- Free Wi-Fi… in Your Room! (And Around): Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas. Crucial for binge-watching Netflix after a long day of… well, being in Kingsville. The speeds were decent, although let's be honest, I’m not expecting fiber optic internet in the middle of Texas. They also had Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, and Wi-Fi for special events… which, good luck with that, special event!
- Pool with a View (ish): The Swimming pool [outdoor] was… there. Let’s just say the view wasn’t exactly the Eiffel Tower, but hey, sunshine and water! They also have Poolside bar, so you can get a drink as you get tan. I’ll take it.
- Parking (Free!): Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking. It was actually nice to have free parking and easy access. Small wins.
- Rooms (Mostly Okay): The room itself… well, it wasn't the Ritz, but it was functional. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Coffee/tea maker, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Refrigerator, and the all-important Wi-Fi [free]. They even had Hair dryer, and Ironing facilities. Look, it’s clean enough, and that’s what matters. Although… I’m pretty sure the carpet was… older than me. Which is saying something.
Now, The "Unique" Aspects (A.k.a. The Quirks):
So, you know how some experiences are… extra? This is where the Quality Inn shines.
- Breakfast (or Lack Thereof): Breakfast [buffet], and Breakfast service are listed, but… let's just say it's not the main attraction. Think: lukewarm eggs, questionable sausages, and the aforementioned lukewarm coffee. I went for the Breakfast takeaway service, grabbing things to eat in my room. I will be honest: My expectations were low.
- The "Spa" and "Fitness Center": Let's just say the Fitness center was… small. Like, “one treadmill, maybe a rusty bench” small. As for the Spa, well, it wasn't exactly a Red Sea experience. But you can dream, right?
- The Ambience: Okay I felt a lot of this stuff was there to fill a void. They had a Gift/souvenir shop. And the Coffee shop felt like it only existed to sell pre-packaged snacks and lukewarm coffee. It was… quaint. In a “time capsule from the late 90s” kind of way.
- Around, Near, and Beyond: The Concierge was… absent. I didn't see a Doorman either. The things to do? Well, I had to drive to get out of Kingsville, so, there is that.
Everything Else:
- The Staff (Bless Their Hearts): The staff, bless their hearts, were genuinely friendly and trying their best. They were doing their best with what they have. Front desk [24-hour], Daily housekeeping.
- Restaurant: Actually they have a few of them. The listings say, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. So you have a choice.
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Final Verdict: Is It Worth It?
Look, the Quality Inn in Kingsville isn’t the Four Seasons. But it is a clean, safe, and relatively affordable option in a small Texas town. If you're looking for a luxurious getaway, maybe look elsewhere, HOWEVER, if you're looking for a place to rest your head while you explore the area, or if you need a pit stop on a road trip, it's perfectly acceptable.
I'd say, if you've got realistic expectations, are okay with a few quirks, and value cleanliness and safety over luxury, then go for it. Just maybe bring your own coffee. And prepare to be mildly amused by the… rustic charm. And maybe mentally prepare for a quiet night in.
Route 66 Getaway: Clarion Inn Kingman's King-Sized Comfort!Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get real intimate with my (potentially disastrous) trip to the hallowed halls… or rather, the Quality Inn Kingsville Hwy 77 Kingsville (TX). This ain't your polished, Instagram-filtered travelogue. This is the raw, unfiltered, slightly-hungover truth. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Day 1: Lost Luggage, Local BBQ, and the Search for WiFi That Doesn't Suck
6:00 AM (ish) - Arrival Debacle: Flying in always starts the same way: a weird mix of jet lag and unbridled optimism. This time? Optimism got swallowed whole by the baggage carousel. My luggage? Vanished. Poof. Gone. So, there I am, in Kingsville, TX, looking like a refugee from a very stylish, slightly-damp fashion show, clutching a tiny backpack and a rapidly fading smile. (Note to self: Pack underwear in the carry-on. Rookie mistake, I tell ya.)
7:00 AM - The Quality Inn Experience (Round One): Finally made it to the promised land. The Quality Inn. It smells vaguely of chlorine from the indoor pool and… regret. The front desk lady, bless her heart, looked like she’d already seen a thousand lost souls. She was unfazed by my luggage predicament. "Happens all the time, darlin’," she drawled, handing me a keycard that looked suspiciously like it had been through a hurricane.
8:00 AM - WiFi: The Existential Crisis: Let's just say the WiFi situation at the Quality Inn is…challenging. It's the kind of WiFi that makes you question your life choices. Is this a test? Am I being punished? My attempts to connect were a frustrating cycle of buffering and drop-outs. I swear I aged a year just trying to upload a single Instagram photo. I almost threw my laptop at the wall. Instead, I went to the hotel's "business center" (read: a single computer from the early 2000s) and it was even worse..
12:00 PM - BBQ Rescue at "Smitty's Butchers and BBQ": After my technological battle, I needed sustenance. And what better sustenance than authentic Texas BBQ? My friend (the one who actually had his luggage) took me to Smitty's, and it was… glorious. The brisket? Pure, smoky, melt-in-your-mouth perfection. Ribs falling off the bone? Yes, please. The decor was all corrugated metal and grizzled locals, and I loved every minute of it. It was the kind of place where you could tell the cook had dedicated his life to perfecting his craft. I ate so much that I thought I might actually explode.
3:00 PM - Poolside Meditation (and a Near-Drowning Experience): I thought getting some sun would be a good idea. Went to the indoor pool. The water was, let's say, bracing. And the whole vibe was…a little murky. I dove in and immediately felt the need to resurface. It was cold, and I almost swallowed half the pool water. After that quick dip, I went back to my room to stare at the ceiling, feeling mildly depressed.
7:00 PM - Diner Diner: Back at the hotel, I found a local diner and got food. It was fine.
10:00 PM - Bedtime: Hoping for a Miracle: Still no luggage. Still questionable WiFi. Still clinging to the faint hope that tomorrow will be better. Spoiler alert: it probably won't.
Day 2: The Naval Air Station, a Sudden Craving for Jalapenos, and Deep-Fried Whatnow??
8:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (and Mystery Meat): Complimentary breakfast at the Quality Inn. Let's just say it wasn't the culinary highlight of my trip. Eggs that looked suspiciously like they'd been sitting under a heat lamp since the Jurassic period, questionable sausage, and stale bagels. But desperation is a powerful motivator. I ate it.
9:00 AM - A Glimpse of Naval Glory (Literally): Kingsville is home to a Naval Air Station, and I was determined to learn something. Took a tour. It was actually really interesting. I thought the planes were really cool -- a true feat of engineering. I was impressed and felt a renewed sense of pride for the US.
12:00 PM - The Jalapeno Inquisition: Suddenly. Uncontrollably. I needed jalapenos. Badly. Maybe it was the spicy food, maybe it was the stress. But the craving was intense. So I went on a jalapeno quest. The local grocery store had them. I bought a whole package and I ate them all. Don't judge me.
2:00 PM - The Deep-Fried Paradox at "What-A-Burger": I wanted to try the famous Texas fast-food. I heard the burgers were great. And they were. I ordered fries as well, but I wasn't prepared for the deep-fried what-what. The waiter told me I should try the fried pickles, and I was in a state of absolute shock. Fried pickles? This place was a paradox. Delicious, greasy, wonderful paradox. Definitely one of the highlights of the trip, food-wise.
5:00 PM - The Luggage God Smiles (Maybe?): The hotel. The front desk lady. She tells me that my luggage has maybe arrived… It had. Finally! My suitcase of dignity! I practically leaped across the lobby. The joy was short-lived, though. Turns out the airline had sent it to… Dallas. It was the wrong bag. It did not belong to me. The lady at the front counter, sighed again.
7:00 PM - Dinner & Despair: I went back to the same Diner. Still good.
9:00 PM - One Last Hail Mary WiFi Attempt. Still no luck. I tried to connect to the WiFi. Again. And failed. I gave up and watched some TV for the last few minutes of my day.
Day 3 - Departure and the Inevitable Acceptance of Chaos
8:00 AM - Breakfast and Grim Determination: More questionable breakfast. More acceptance of my fate. Packing up what little I had.
9:00 AM - Check out: Said my goodbyes to the front desk lady, who seemed genuinely sorry about my awful luck.
10:00 AM - Departure: Hoped on a flight back home.
1:00 PM - Arrived home. No luggage.
Overall Impression: Kingsville, You Won. But So Did I.
Look, the Quality Inn wasn't exactly the Ritz-Carlton. Kingsville isn't known as a bustling metropolis. Things went sideways. A lot. But you know what? I survived. I ate incredible BBQ. I saw some cool planes. I learned (yet again) that travel is often a comedy of errors, and the best stories are the ones filled with mishaps and imperfections. And I got to eat a lot of jalapenos. Win! So, would I recommend the Quality Inn Kingsville? Maybe not for a romantic getaway. But if you're looking for a place to test your patience, embrace the absurd, and experience a slice of real Texas life… then, yes, I guess I would. Just pack your own WiFi. And maybe your own luggage. And a very strong sense of humor.
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